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Author Topic: A duck walks into a bar....  (Read 1080 times)
cainam_nazier
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« on: July 07, 2003, 12:53:29 »

Got any nails?....That's great.
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2003, 13:41:06 »

That was very funny James! [Cheesy]

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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2003, 13:41:06 »

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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2003, 21:36:30 »

lol, good job james! now all you have to do is fit in the priest [Wink]
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2003, 23:40:47 »

James: You owe me a new keyboard!

The barman IS the priest.

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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2003, 01:35:20 »

The author accepts no responsbility for any hardware damage that may result from the reading of this topic. [Wink]

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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2003, 01:51:51 »

oops.. i think i got james confused with somebody else. a while ago, somebody had something like 'a duck and a priest walked into a bar..' as their signature, and i PMed about the rest of the joke and they said there wasnt one, but the first part sounded cool. lol.. well i don't guess that james. i want to say it was goingslow, but i really cant remember.
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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2003, 02:41:01 »

A Duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any Bread?

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any blasted bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any flarking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your blasted beak to the bar, you irritating bastard of a flimmin' bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?
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