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Author Topic: A few classified ad bloopers...  (Read 1300 times)
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« on: July 06, 2004, 16:17:33 »

Ahh, I just love these things.  Here are some more!

Grrrr, it won't let me attach them, so here is the link.

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/

Just click on the view headlines..pretty funny.

Nay [^]

EDIT: Ah ha!! I figured out how to change the file..[Cheesy] Here's a few of my choices.


Nuff said..[Tongue]


This hangs on the doorknob of your hotel room.  I don't know what
country this is but, boy....


When they don't want to be disturbed, they mean it.


What do you think, Nick?...LOL


Could there be a more diverse group than that?  If you look closely,
you have every shade of white person represented there. [Cheesy]

Ok...guess that is enough.

Nay
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2004, 18:23:58 »

Sorry I just had to add a few more...



You kinda have to keep this man's shape in mind as you read the caption..Nutrition supervisor Joel Sekorski sets up the hoop...
Let me just say that again..."nutrition supervisor"



Both your hand and your tool...HUH???



Now that was uncalled for..[Tongue]



Hey, thanks for the newsflash!

Nay [Cheesy]
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2004, 18:23:58 »

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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2004, 18:42:57 »

LOL!
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2004, 23:23:23 »



This isn't really from a newspaper.. but close enough..

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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2004, 00:05:30 »

Originally Posted by Nay:

 

What do you think, Nick?...LOL

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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2004, 01:26:29 »

LOL guys, those were really funny!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2004, 01:44:47 »

Well if it wasn't for you starting this topic, we would have been lacking in some good laughs today! [Cheesy]

Thanks Kodemaster!

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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2004, 15:58:14 »

From actual local newspaper ads...

FREE PUUPY Mixed breed, female. Call XXX-XXXX

LOST BLACK & gray stripped cat w/white feet, very affectionate. Around Stanwix St., Rome

WHAT DIRECTION? Should you go? Let a physic help! Just call 1-900-XXX-XXXX ext. 5374.

"CORNED BEEF AND GARBAGE DINNER" FRIDAY • SATURDAY •SUNDAY 11 A.M. - 9 P.M. GREEN BEER!!!

FOUND: BACK & gray tiger stripped kitten, male, found in Kelly O'Neil's parking lot

Looks like the stripped cat went all the way from Stanwix Street to Kelly O'Neil's...

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