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« on: October 15, 2011, 03:52:16 »
Some people think God created Humans in his own image. Unfortunately, the same thing may have happened for Monkeys before shaving was invented.
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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2011, 04:08:19 »
God's a monkey? That's not funny. That's hilarious! When's the movie coming out?
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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2011, 22:30:18 »
Quote from: Thread Killer on October 15, 2011, 04:08:19
God's a monkey? That's not funny. That's hilarious! When's the movie coming out?
has already, actually, it's three monkeys - not one  ...

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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2011, 00:12:12 »
It's funny, cause they say that god created us in his image... who's image did he use for the millions of other kinds of creatures on the planet then?
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2011, 02:52:17 »
Ryan what you mean? if he created us in his image then he created everything else in his image

Wow lol why am i referring to god as a person, his not a person lol IT is everything, if IT made everything then how could it be a "he" in his own creation, it is he, she, you, me
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2011, 14:58:47 »
You are of course right, but it is a joke.
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