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Author Topic: CDC Warns Americans to Prepare for Zombie Apocalypse  (Read 447 times)
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« on: May 21, 2011, 18:22:27 »

For real, not even a joke.

http://www.naturalnews.com/032454_zombie_apocalypse_CDC.html
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2011, 18:26:24 »

i'll ask God for my click back on that one wink

good luck

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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2011, 06:05:16 »

reminds me of Zombieland & I Am Legend, or a little too much Resident Evil  evil
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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2011, 07:15:47 »

I always keep extra rolls of tissue in my car, just in case! I'm sure there will be a shortage after the zombies start chasing us!
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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2011, 09:32:53 »

Nice one.

Just another attempt at obscuring the horror that actually takes place in this reality Smiley

A prime example of brain washing achieved through ridicule and homour.

I always keep extra rolls of tissue in my car, just in case! I'm sure there will be a shortage after the zombies start chasing us!
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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2011, 11:24:45 »

Tickleberries. That is a superior name. You win the namegame.

I think the CDC is joking around, getting people to consider their disaster-preparadness strategies in a more general sense.

But who knows... maybe they are engineering the Umbrella T-Virus or whatever, and are preparing to carry out the next step of their illuminati overlords' "final solution"  wink
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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2011, 22:26:18 »

stillwater, they are trying to capitalize on the media craze of zombies and vampires.

but they aren't entirely joking either. 

CFT actually posted the link to the actual CDC report somewhere. 

if you see this CFT, throw that link up again.
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2011, 23:35:59 »

it's not real news
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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2011, 07:16:16 »

here it is: http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies.asp
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