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Author Topic: Chuckle for the day  (Read 840 times)
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« on: November 26, 2002, 15:28:18 »

Hi Frank,that's a cracker.
I,ve wrote it down because I am realy rubbish at telling jokes,I tend to turn  them into stories--------so I will be passing the paper round.
thanks--Helen.

 
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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2002, 15:38:49 »

that is a good one. where did u find it?

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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2002, 15:38:49 »

logoVisit the website of Astral Pulse creator Adrian Cooper.

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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2002, 13:42:04 »




Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a conversation.

"How'd you die?" the first man asks.

"I froze to death," said the second.

"Gee that's awful. How does it feel to freeze to death?"

"Initially it's very uncomfortable. First you get the shakes. Then you get pains in your fingers and toes. But eventually it's a very calm way to go. You get numb, after which you kinda drift off. Just like if you were sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack. You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me. So, one day, I showed up at home unexpectedly but found her alone watching TV. I ran all around the house looking for her lover but could find no one. As I ran up the stairs to the attic, I had a massive heart attack and died."

"That's so ironic."

"What do you mean?"

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both be still alive."





 
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