This fly loves me

[Astr4l]

I'm trying to read some posts and this fly keeps landing on my hands my face feet must of done is 30 times now I dont like killing fly sadly. But im bored so i just wanted to share it ... Whats the most annoying fly experience did you guys have.

[blis]

lol maybe it's a future vesion of youself that got turned into a fly who's come back to try and tell you not to do the thing that got you turned into a fly.

Once night it started bucketing it down outside and next thing I noticed there were like 20 moths in my bedroom. They were those flimsy little gold coloured moths so catching them all without damaging them took quite a while.

[BlueHalcyon]

I once stayed in a hotel room full of about 30 moth corpses...

[Orion-]

I found a queen bee in the garden about two weeks ago, she was hurt and was lying on her back. I helped her to sit on a leaf beneath a table and gave her some honey. She started feeling better and better, and after about 3 days she was able to walk a bit again. I then put her in a nice flower pot with some honey, so she could be with the flowers and sit and walk in a comfortable area where the wind/rain wouldn't blow here away. She was improving still, but I knew she would die soon. A week ago she passed, but I'm happy that the last moments were at a nice place. Her body is still intact and in the very same flower pot, maybe I can make a picture later.

Not really an annoying story though, but it's about "flies".

[blis]

That reminds me of the dragon fly my mate found in a spiders web once. It was in the greenhouse I used to work in. He brought it to me cause he knew I liked animals and stuff. It was still alive but it's wings and legs were all stuck together with web.

I managed to free it's legs and wings and get most of the web off. Was damn fiddley - it's wings were super thin and the web was sticking to it like crazy. It was moving it's legs but I had to leave before I could see if it would fly again. I left it on a leaf on a chair so I could check on it the next day but it was gone. Either flew away or got eaten by something.

I even saved a wasp from a spiders web once. And I'm proper scared of wasp.

[the8reader]

the worst is when i fly is bugging you when you are sleeping. buzzin in your ear and landing on you. i smushed it for disturbing my slumber. made me feel like a giant. 

[Astr4l]

worst experience i had with bee's was when i was playing tag outside with my friends and one my friends stepped on a bee hive in a little log that was on the ground and i was wearing yellow I got stung atleast 20 times they were all over me . I remember rolling up my shorts cause i felt movement on my legs and i seen 4 there just chilling lol . Thank god I'm not allergic. I was like 12 at the time scary experience lol

[Dazino]

Sometimes I feel like the unwilling Prince of flies. They always love to sit on my hands and shoulders, and most of the time, if I am outside, I let them stay for a minute or two, thinking that they are just resting. However, once I actually shoo them away, they just land on my shoulder or knee. This has happened with dozens of flies. And it's not because of hygiene either; I constantly groom and clean myself, just like a fly! 

[Stillwater]

A friend I was visiting had a touch screen monitor on their computer; the thing was so sensitive that when a fly started darting around the screen, it began to make selections and take control. It literally hilighted some text on screen, opened the drop-down right-click menu, and hit "copy"; it damn nearly resembled someone making actual directed choices at the computer.

I was mystified.

[blis]

lol

[silverlotus]

creepy!