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Frank
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« on: March 12, 2003, 20:22:58 » |
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So if that were not chuckle enough...
A pregnant woman walked into a bank and lined up at the first available teller. Just at that moment, the bank was robbed and she was shot three times in the stomach. She was rushed to hospital and eventually survived.
As she left she asked the doctor about her baby. The doctor said, "Oh! You are going to have triplets. They are all fine but each one has a bullet lodged in its stomach. Don't worry, though, each bullet will eventually pass through their systems as a result of normal metabolism."
As time went by, the woman gave birth to three children, two girls and a boy.
Twelve years later, one of the girls came up to her mother and said, "Mom, I've done a very weird thing!"
Her mother asked what happened. The daughter replied, "I passed a bullet into the toilet." The woman comforted her and explained all about the incident at the bank.
A few weeks later, her other daughter came up to her in tears screaming, "Mommy, mommy I've done a very bad thing!" The mother said, "Let me guess, you passed a bullet into the toilet, right?"
The daughter looked through her teary eyes and said, "Yes, how did you know?"
She comforted her child and again explained about the incident at the bank.
About a month later the boy came up and said, "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!"
"You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?"
"No, I was masturbating and shot the cat."
Yours,
Frank
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