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jub jub
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« on: October 13, 2010, 13:39:11 »

I was thinking about the doomsday scenario that is suppose to befall humanity on December 21st, 2012. I figured since I won't be able to affect the outcome, might as well enjoy the ride and get a front row seat.

Here are some of the things I want with me while I'm waiting for the big event.

Family members...check
Lawn chairs...check
Sunglasses...check
Cooler w/ice...check
Sunscreen...check
Hat...check
Beer...check
Lot's of fattening snacks...check
Sub sandwiches...check
Get into Heaven free card...check

OK, I'm good to go. So what are some of the things you guys will have with you on the big day?  grin
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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2010, 14:41:42 »

All of the above plus coquito (a Puerto Rican christmas drink), turron (a spanish candy) and Christmas presents.
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2010, 15:06:25 »

zombie shelter....check
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2010, 16:42:00 »

In reality, if I really believed it was coming, I'd quit my job and cash in everything I could and get as much world travel in ahead of time. I guess it's kind of like a bucket list. Of course, that's for a foreseen doomsday scenario. When it didn't come I'd end up broke in India or something.
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2010, 16:45:54 »

Whatever happens I hope it involves lowering my taxes.   cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2010, 17:30:06 »

Bushcraft survival skills
A gun
Isolated wooded area
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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2010, 06:08:38 »

Everyone forgot to bring a hot naked chick beside them! lol grin
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2010, 06:55:12 »

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Everyone forgot to bring a hot naked chick beside them! lol


Lol... "beside them" as in alongside, or as in another besides themself, should they happen to be a hot naked chick?
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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2010, 16:20:58 »

lol

mon9999 is going to spend his last few minutes desperately looking for a hot chick. I can imagine the panic.
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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2010, 16:55:58 »

I'm married, but if I wasn't, I'd grab any chick available and say, "Hey, watch this!"  grin,
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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2010, 10:14:54 »

I'm married, but if I wasn't, I'd grab any chick available and say, "Hey, watch this!"  grin,


ROLF!!!!
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