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Author Topic: An Obituary  (Read 1023 times)
« on: March 22, 2014, 02:21:46 »

 I found this post from a user named "Freelance" who was commenting on a recent news article.

 I thoroughly enjoyed it because it seems so true. I hope you will too.  smiley


An Obituary

 Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
 has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,
 since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
 He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
 - Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
 - Why the early bird gets the worm;
 - Life isn't always fair;
 - And maybe it was my fault.
 Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
 more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children,
 are in charge).
 His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
 overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
 charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens
 suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher
 fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
 Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the
 job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
 Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses;
 and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
 Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
 burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
 Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
 realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap,
 and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
 Common Sense was preceded in death,
 -by his parents, Truth and Trust,
 -by his wife, Discretion,
 -by his daughter, Responsibility,
 -and by his son, Reason.
 He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;
 - I Know My Rights
 - I Want It Now
 -Someone Else Is To Blame
 - I'm A Victim
 - Pay me for Doing Nothing
 Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
 God help us all. "
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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2014, 02:47:45 »

ROFL!  Nice.

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« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2014, 10:02:32 »

This is enough to stop reincarnation.

There's far more where the eye can't see.
Close your eyes and open your mind.
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2014, 10:54:25 »

This is enough to stop reincarnation.
The rebirth is "political correctness"!  sad

 Fair exchange, "not".  tongue
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