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« on: March 01, 2013, 03:48:30 »

GROID SNAPS AERIAL ANOMALY WHILE ON HOLIDAY IN JIBBAGETH!!! REAL OR FAKE???

Another curious 'bathtub' shaped craft was photographed at the popular beach resort of Jibbageth. The original photographer, Beige Groid, R. Z113 from Nesh, didn't spot the anomaly until after the images were processed and claims that he didn't see nor taste anything unusual at the time.

Authorities and local sky-bases assert they were not testing any type of craft that day, and when asked for a statement denied knowledge of this object and insisted that there is no coverup or investigation into UFOs. They maintained that whatever these objects are, prove no threat to the planet and are therefore of no defence significance.

When asked about the photo, Jarbon Kench of the SFIDUFOA group said, "The commonly sighted 'flying Bathtub' must use some type of slow burning propellant. It's evident that because of the non-aerodynamic shape of the craft and massive size, it simply wouldn't be able to sustain that much water and therefore it must be concluded that what we may be looking at are intelligently controlled craft, piloted by beings not of this planet"

Witnesses of the 'flying Bathtub' invariably report that a strange smell and horrendous noise usually accompanies these sightings and that they commonly fly slowly in a near perfect straight line from one side of the sky to the other. Some reporting that they can appear from nowhere and disappear without a trace. Alien spaceship or inter-dimensional bathtub?

Is it real or fake? You decide.


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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2013, 04:14:35 »

lol, nice work.

Did you paint Groid's Magroth posing in the foreground there? Has that Corell or PS brush look.
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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2013, 04:14:35 »

logoVisit the website of Astral Pulse creator Adrian Cooper.

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Astral Projection, Metaphysics and many other subjects.

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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2013, 04:30:07 »

Ha.. cheers.

Yeah. it was PS.
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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2013, 05:52:27 »

...so that's why the "Speedo" isn't popular here on Earth anymore, lol. I always wondered what happened to it!  cool
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2013, 07:37:18 »

cheesy I like it, very clever!  cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2013, 20:17:09 »

Cant see it. Just a tiny blue thumbnail.
Sounds good, when it rains does the bathtub fill or is it empty like usual in a shower?
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2013, 19:13:05 »

it must be one of those human planes that come here through portal which is in the Bermuda triangle.
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2013, 22:03:59 »

Sorry guys, but this is a mirage caused by swamp gas.
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2013, 22:15:20 »

Sorry guys, but this is a mirage caused by swamp gas.

IAB, are you mad!! Blatantly a weather balloon! wink
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2013, 04:17:09 »

It's obviously a giant inter-dimensional bathtub.

Facebook comment...

"The trick is how the heck did a Airliner make it all the way to LV-426? I imagine that the peoples reaction on the plane was the same as the peoples in Predators when they realized they were not on Earth."

I got my friend Guy to comment... so funny...

"Top boz I love me some alians, LOL!!!! You be getting a bit wrong cos da real ones wouldn't wear dat colour pants. And he wouldn't cast a shadow neither if he was on Saturn. So sorry to tells you it must be a FAKE.  sad"

and a guy called Scott replied to him...

"yuckity-yuk. G Pearson, know your Aliens before sh^&&*g on others' comments. Christ ((Sahm)) we all can't be wrong."

Guy replied...

"S. Fitzgerald, I would never do a poo on someone else's comments .... or "like" my own comment."

HAHA. Love it.

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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2013, 06:25:02 »

 Here's another comical Alien depiction scene. This one was not created by me though.

 http://www.coasttocoastam.com/photo/category/photo-of-the-day#61806/The-Crop-Circle-Makers

 LOL, I always wondered how they made those!  grin
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2013, 06:37:54 »

haha... that's funny. I like it.

I contacted Nick Pope yesterday and told him I was going to parody him and other researchers. I sent him this silly news thing.  Also James Fox and Stanton Friedman.
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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2013, 08:40:46 »

Very cute. I saw the picture on facebook, but hadn't read the news article. Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2013, 11:19:31 »

The flying bath tube phenomenon is just caused by reading of old sci-fi storys.  grin

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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2013, 12:55:34 »

Some of the news articles in the disney UFO movie were interesting. It was like... unidentified flying desk lamp! I forget, but it made me giggle.
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« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2013, 16:25:26 »

Well, they know we're called humans so at least they're not completely in the dark.

Or maybe that causes the fear? xD
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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2013, 16:34:57 »

Maybe they're scared of taking a bath.
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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2013, 16:38:00 »

Maybe they're scared of taking a bath.
Well said, friend... Well said.
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« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2013, 19:26:55 »

The flying bath tube phenomenon is just caused by reading of old sci-fi storys.  grin

http://9gag.com/gag/6717041

Oh my word!! I had no idea of this. Haha. This is... genius. I can use it as a follow up!!

Very cool.
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