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Author Topic: "12 Steps for Recovering New Agers"  (Read 1683 times)
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« on: June 13, 2004, 04:20:51 »

hahah is that for real?
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2004, 04:40:08 »

Well i must say that was hillarious [Cheesy] satrical humour is good
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2004, 04:40:08 »

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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2004, 05:54:45 »

if someone told you you were in a burning building and the only thing you needed to do was climb up 12 steps would you?  Well are houses are on fire.   The OBE, a simple program for complicated people.
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2004, 13:52:41 »

What a hoot!  [Cheesy]

Thanks, Phong!

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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2004, 15:10:16 »

ROFL!

In another ironic twist, when I sought after my Teacher I found... my ex-wife! [:O]  At my surprise she said, "Well who did you expect?"

It was shortly after that I quit OBE! [B)]
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2004, 01:27:15 »

This is pretty good lol.

http://www.snakelyone.com/12step.htm

I feel bad for those of you won't be able to read this and laugh Wink One that resonates with me is step 7 - "Humbly ask your higher self to f*%k off," as it reminds me of when I laboriously sought after my spirit guide and found a demon-angel hybrid, who said using only her expression, "you don't need a spirit guide."

[Edit: The "New Speak Glossary" is indispensible!]
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