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« on: June 24, 2005, 23:55:23 »

Spirits and crystals and UFOs
So many mysteries nobody knows.
I went to dig crystals in Arkansas
And boy was I filled with awe.
We beat on drums, told stories and sang
And the voices of angels rang.
Women from Venus and men from Mars,
Sweat Lodges and seminars.
Devas and faeries and sprites and elves
Got us in touch with our higher Selves.
Buddha and Christ, Zoroaster and Ra
All were with us in Arkansas.
Totems of Eagle and Wolf and Flea
Great Spirit spoke through them to me.
Spirits of Chigger and Fly and Tick
Lyme Disease is only Karmic.
Angels and faeries and UFOs,
I saw them all and I'm thrilled to my toes.
Spirits and crystals, I'm so elated
'Cause everything is interrelated


Pouring my heart out,
Han
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"Man, I just sprinted a mile and my heart chakra is going crazy!"

"Women only want me for my Focus 4"
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2005, 01:44:22 »

Hehe, I love that.  Smiley
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2005, 01:44:22 »

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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2005, 02:36:54 »

Ha ha ha, "Women only want me for my Focus 4" LOL, what a badge that would make. That got me chuckling that did. Nice poem too.

Yours,
Frank
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2005, 02:46:38 »

"All were with us in Arkansas. "

Nice line!  I appreciate how true your whole poem is. Smiley Well done!

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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2005, 05:10:58 »

come on guys, I got this poem by looking up "awful poems" in google.  I thought this poem was so awful I laughed my As* off at work today.


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"Women only want me for my Focus 4"
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2005, 15:46:53 »

LOL..  Aww you wicked little boy..tsk, tsk.  

Guess I won't be falling for anymore of YOUR posts. ha!

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