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Title: How to be ultra spiritual
Post by: volcomstone on December 13, 2014, 22:11:45
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDso5ElFRg

  I followed the instructions and it changed my life!

  Ii have now become one with the universe!


Title: Re: How to be ultra spiritual
Post by: soarin12 on December 14, 2014, 03:59:39
Oh, this was so awesome!!   :lol: :lol:


Title: Re: How to be ultra spiritual
Post by: Szaxx on December 14, 2014, 13:46:28
When he mentioned hamstrings meaning kundalini, I though he said kung-fu-leaning,
It pulls too.
 The pulling has to be done in a soft voice or you'll not feel the gratitude of the pain.
 :lol:


Title: Re: How to be ultra spiritual
Post by: Jdeadevil on December 15, 2014, 05:09:10
Even though I think this is hilarious, it pretty much lays out what I hate about a fraction of the new-age movement. The only reason I got here was because I thought astral projection sounded like a much cooler version of lucid dreaming. It's only when I joined the conspiracy forums and law of attraction forums that I learnt of all the crazy, negative, arrogant hippies who would use all these spiritual terms to try and come across like something they're obviously not.


Title: Re: How to be ultra spiritual
Post by: volcomstone on January 01, 2015, 23:05:33
This could be another topic thread, but I probably already "alienated" myself by some who take themselves too seriously with this new age stuff....

http://sebpearce.com/b*ul*lsh*it/

Remove the *

click on "REIONIZE ELECTRONS" at the top

language filter won't let it work....... BS  generator....





Title: Re: How to be ultra spiritual
Post by: Jdeadevil on January 02, 2015, 05:52:07
This could be another topic thread, but I probably already "alienated" myself by some who take themselves too seriously with this new age stuff....

http://sebpearce.com/b*ul*lsh*it/

Remove the *

click on "REIONIZE ELECTRONS" at the top

language filter won't let it work....... BS  generator....


b*ovi*ne*exc*reme*nt :p


Title: Re: How to be ultra spiritual
Post by: Stillwater on January 02, 2015, 06:27:53
http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

The Deepak Chopra quote generator is a lot of fun too.

I learned "Elephants are insects."


Title: Re: How to be ultra spiritual
Post by: Jdeadevil on January 02, 2015, 06:31:11
http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

The Deepak Chopra quote generator is a lot of fun too.

I learned "Elephants are insects."

"The mind is the wisdom of boundless brightness"


Title: Re: How to be ultra spiritual
Post by: volcomstone on January 03, 2015, 05:45:17
Nice. I've watched a bunch of Russell Brands videos lately and I'm not sure if he is trolling or not. He seems very sincere, but he is an actor.

I'm glad this forum has a sense of humour .

I wish I was immoral enough to monetize and cash in on this whole "new age" thing. I should've done it years ago.  Oh well. 

  I get the feeling that the truly balanced folks on here "live and let live" , and just let the rest of the pack do their own thing. Self discovery is easier that way anyhow.


Title: Re: How to be ultra spiritual
Post by: donkeykong on July 17, 2016, 21:44:41
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDso5ElFRg

  I followed the instructions and it changed my life!

  Ii have now become one with the universe!

I have become more one with the universe than you bro ;)