The references of the bible were SUMERIAN text.
Amazing isn't it. yet he still seems to be pretty popular and his book is selling pretty Good.[;)] Always did
ROFL!!!
From those of us who don't really give a fig whether it was Hebrew or Sumarian but think this is funny anyway, thanks again Tisha for the laughs, and doing a lovely job of lightening the mood here. [:D]
[:)]
Why God Never Got Tenure
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It was not published in a refereed Journal.
5. Some doubt He wrote it himself.
6. He may have created the world, But what has he done since?
7. The scientific community can't replicate his results.
8. He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects.
9. When one experiment went Awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
10. He rarely came to class and told his students to "Just read the book".
11. Some say he had his son teach the class.
12. He expelled his first two students.
13. His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountain top.
14. Although there were only ten requirements most students failed the course.