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1  Energy Body and The Chakras / Welcome to Energy Body and The Chakras / NEW makes me nauseous on: September 16, 2004, 12:28:09
I tried NEW earlier and was doing the tactile exercise for your thumb. I started getting a little lightheaded and nauseous, so much so, that I couldn't concentrate and just had to stop. Why is that happening and is that normal?
2  Energy Body and The Chakras / Welcome to Energy Body and The Chakras / Mudras? on: September 16, 2004, 06:43:31
Has anyone tried this? Is this for real? Only thing I can feel is the pain in my fingers from trying to keep the finger positions.

http://www.eclecticenergies.com/chakras/open.php
http://www.eclecticenergies.com/mudras/4mudraset.php
http://www.eclecticenergies.com/mudras/mudra.php
3  Astral Chat / Welcome to Astral Chat! / How Do You Find The Will? on: September 15, 2004, 12:01:30
I sometimes don't think that I can continue. It's not the same as it used to be. People that I used to know are gone and have killed themselves. No one in my family cares about me. I often feel like I'm stuck and can't go on. I'm often depressed and my health is deteriorating, I have this pain that wont go away in many places. I feel like my life has no meaning and I don't have the courage or will anymore like I used to. How Do You Find The Will?
4  Astral Chat / Welcome to Astral Chat! / This Will Solve All Our Forum Problems on: August 25, 2004, 11:01:10
No need for a restricted premium members section to encourage good posting, just go to the following link and watch the movie:

http://projectboil.pixel10.co.uk/posting/Posting.html

(You need flash, and it takes couple minutes if not on broadband)
5  Astral Chat / Welcome to News and Media! / 6 People/1 Dog Slain over Alleged XBOX Theft on: August 10, 2004, 11:48:53
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&edition=us&ie=ascii&q=x-box+florida+murder&btnG=Search+News
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&edition=us&ie=UTF-8&q=xbox+florida+murder

wtf? *sigh*
6  Astral Chat / Welcome to News and Media! / Monkey Walks Upright Like Human on: July 31, 2004, 20:48:37
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0721upright-monkey21-ON.html

"Brain damage", or something else? You decide.
7  Astral Chat / Welcome to News and Media! / Want some Horse Ice Cream? How about Garlic? Yum? on: July 30, 2004, 12:45:50
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13163593,00.html

Um, gross? [B)][xx(]
Talk about weird foods lol
Would you eat that?! Uhh, I think I'll pass....
8  Astral Chat / Welcome to News and Media! / Ready...Set....Go! And They're Off! on: July 30, 2004, 12:43:19
Anyone wanna watch a cockroach race?
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040727/323/eyxwg.html

[Cheesy][8D][Tongue][xx(]

I just think that this cool. Roaches give me the creeps though, but I always like watching a good race...so I think it would be fun to watch. Anyone ever try to kill a roach? They're indeed fast little buggers....
9  Astral Projection & Out of Body Experiences / Welcome to Astral Projection Experiences! / Weird and Very Strong Slippin Out of Body on: July 30, 2004, 12:16:42
You know that slipping/falling sensation that happens when you're not paying attention and then you catch your astral body trying to get out, and then you slip back into your body? (what is this called anyway? Is there a name for it?) Well, anyway, I get that from time to time sometimes when I'm waking up or about to fall asleep, but this time it was really weird. I was lying down and feeling really drowsy, and then I get the sensation, but it was REALLY REALLY strong! I mean, it felt like I was being slingshotted to the other end of the universe or something lol [xx(]. Then I tried to fall asleep again, and it happened again, with the same intensity. I wasn't expecting it to happen a second time, so I was really surprised, I just about jumped up into the air. Anyone know what's going on? Is that normal? I never felt them so strong before.
10  Astral Chat / Welcome to Astral Chat! / What the heck is "Grounding" on: July 20, 2004, 09:51:39
I read this all the time, when people are talking about astral and energy work matters, and I still haven't figured out what this means. I asked what it means a long time ago in someone elses thread, but no one answered me Sad

Just what the heck does it mean? Someone please tell me, it's driving me nuts! [xx(]
11  Astral Chat / Welcome to News and Media! / (Angelic?) Wedding Guest *pic* on: July 19, 2004, 11:09:54
Sorry if this is in the wrong section, wasn't sure if it should go here or in Astral Chat.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page544.html

Someone claims they were watching a ghost cam, and saw that. Don't know if it's for real or not, what do you think? IF it's for real, what do you think it is? A spirit guardian? An Angel?
12  Psychic and Paranormal / Welcome to Psychic and Paranormal! / Who is this entity? on: July 14, 2004, 08:31:22
(Assuming this is all for real, let's just pretend it is, for the sake of argument and discussion)

I found a ghosthunter site that has a video of this "entity" that comes out of a closet, carrying a lamp, in some old abandoned mansion, and goes after the ghosthunters. Man, it's kinda funny, never seen anyone run that fast before, lol. Anyway, the mansion is a famous haunted one, somewhere in Redlands, CA, that is said to have satanic cult happenings and dead body dumpings....freaky.. It's called the Barton Mansion. Anyway, I was just curious, and reading some posts on the Barton Mansion site's forum, and read that this same entity has been seen in other places before, something about being a summoned guardian/sentinel to guard certain sacred/ritual sites. Does anyone here know what they're talking about? What is this entity? Does the date of September 19th (when this entity video business happened)  have any significance in satanic or magic circles? Here's the specific post I'm talking about:
http://amazingforums.com/forum2/BARTON/8.html

The video, with the "entity" (assuming it's not a hoax) in question, can be downloaded from:
http://www.bartonmansion.com/movies/BartonMovie_2.mov
(Righ click, save as)
The website whole website is a good read, you should read it to get the background story on the video.

BTW, has anyone ever encountered anything like this, and just what the heck is it, and how to defend yourself against it.
13  Dreams / Welcome to Dreams! / Dream hallucinations while waking up..Freaky..... on: July 12, 2004, 07:57:04
This was really freaky and wierd.....The other day I was drifting in and out of dreams, and then right when I was waking up, and opening my eyes, I saw this wierd "hallucination". This isn't the first time I see these "hallucinations" while waking up from a dream. Has this ever happened to anyone here? What the heck is it? To better explain what I'm talking about, I'll share what happened to me the other day.

I was laying in bed, in like a drowsy "waking up" state, but not really awake, and I couldn't move (sleep paralysis I guess). Anyway, so as I'm "waking up" I see this wierd fuzzy image infront of me, like a TV image with a bad reception. It was a rectangle, with this wierd freaky guy inside of it. He looked like he was a vampire out of some movie, wearing blue clothers. And it also looked like he was staring right at me, and waving his arms/hands around his face (as if he was casting a spell), with his hands always pointing downwards, with extended fingers pointing downwards. And he had these long fingernails, like claws almost. I think I've been watching too many episodes of Charmed. So, I'm sitting in my bed with my eyes open, can't move, and there's this wierd vampire guy in a TV, floating infront of me. [xx(] [Tongue] I tried to move, but couldn't, I felt like he was keeping me there, paralyzed, and cackling at me. The funny thing is, his hands were always covering his mouth. Then at one point, he stopped waving his arms around, and slowly moved his head above his hands, revealing his pointy, long, freaky, stained teeth, and then he started cackling at me. I swear at this point you would probably imagine a wierd horror b-movie sound effect if you saw what I was seeing lol. It was freaky, because I couldn't hear the cackle, it was as if someone had pressed the mute button on the "TV". Freaked me out, and then all of a sudden I wasn't paralyzed, blacked out for a split second, and then came too. Uhh, just what the heck was all of that? lol
14  Astral Projection & Out of Body Experiences / Welcome to Astral Projection Experiences! / Trying to find sis, used emotion to AP? on: June 10, 2004, 04:18:44
My sister-in-law has been missing for past couple days, the police think she killed herself because they found her pocket book, but can't find her, and she tried to kill herself before....I wanted to use this opportunity to try to find out what happened, on my own, by trying to get better at APing, but I'm still new at it, and unfortunately I'm not getting good results, and I don't think it's gonna work. I was lying in bed, and something wierd happened. I got upset and gave up trying to AP. I was mad at everything, what was happening to my sis-in-law, where is she, mad at myself for not being good at APing. Then I got really scared of what she might do in her state of mind, wherever she is, and I got angry at the same time for not being to AP, and then it happened. I started getting slight vibrations, and I exited out of my body, but I still couldn't see good. For some reason, I got this wierd sensation of a strong cold wind, or maybe water, rushing all around me, pushing me to my right. Then I lost control of my movement, and I started spinning and spinning while getting that wierd sensation. I couldn't counter the spinning because it was too strong of a force, I then looked up and saw a ceiling with a strange pattern, with a black shape in the middle. I tried opening my eyes for better vision, but I ended up opening the physical eyes of my body, that didn't work so I closed my physical eyes so that the experience wouldn't end. I tried calling my sis's name, and wanted to go where she was, but nothing happened. I wanted to get out of where I was, out of this great force that was rushing all around me and pushing me, so I tried to move into the black shape on the cieling, to use it as a gate to get out of where ever I was, but I couldn't, the force that was pushing me was too great. I decided to end whatever I was experiencing, and wake up...
15  Astral Chat / Welcome to Astral Chat! / WA Meteor Caught on Tape! Turns night into day! on: June 07, 2004, 07:33:24
This is cool. Anyone hear about the Puget Sound meteor over in Washington? This happened couple days ago, and thankfully it hit in middle of nowhere, and was probably about somewhere around the size of a computer monitor to a small car, so no one got hurt. It hit late at night, and several security cams caught the flashing of the impact, and even ground shaking/sonic boom was caught on several cameras. If you do a google news search you'll find various articles about it from different newspapers, but I found a link that has all the main info about it, as well as a small collection of all the downloadable security cam clips that can be found elsewhere. (The first clip, Silver Reef Casino, is the best one! But the others are cool too, and the last clips shows the shaking). You will need a program that plays Windows media files (.wmv) and Quicktime (.mov) to see the clips.

http://www.greatdreams.com/meteor-showers.htm

Oh, ignore the thing about incoming cosmic dust storm, and the BS at the bottom about doomsday and Dr Gartrell, it's some dumb internet hoax that got inadvertantly tied to the real Puget Sound Meteor.
16  Psychic and Paranormal / Welcome to Psychic and Paranormal! / Audio From a Spontaneous Possession - Freaky! on: April 11, 2004, 11:52:11
Whoa, this is the freakiest thing I've heard in a while. You just gotta go to the link. Someone from another forum I go to linked it and I thought I'd share.

http://www.ghosttracker.com/evp-04-04-04Possession.html

I'll sum up what happened, but you REALLY got to go to the link and read everything, download the audio clips, and read the descriptions of what happened in the clips. They had actual video too, but they can't post it because of certain privacy agreements they made. Basically what happened is these bunch of ghost researcher people were at this haunted place (they can't give out the name or address, again the privacy thing), doing some ghost hunting with cameras and stuff, when all of a sudden one of the crew members get's really tired and sits down against the wall, and then......that's when all the freakish stuff happens. Ooooooooh I'm still getting chills from thinking about it all and the audio.......Anyway, make sure you listen to all the audio. Comments? Anyone got a vibe about this place? I wonder what the spirit's agenda was........And what was going on behind the scenes in the spirit world when all this was going down. Like why and how did the batteries get drained, and how and why did she get suddenly tired, why the abnormal amount of orbs at the time she was laughing, and stuff........hmmmmm very interesting. Anyway, check out the link, especially if you need a good morning chill to help wake you up, I know, it certainly woke me!
17  Dreams / Welcome to Dreams! / A very short, but disturbing dream. on: April 01, 2004, 12:36:22
I just finished posting this in another area of the forum, and thought I should post it here too, incase you don't visit that area, and since I know you guys like reading about dreams. Anyway, here it is, with a few editing for mispelled words and such.


I don't know if it was a product of my overactive imagination, or that it's tied to this thread, or whatever, but I had a wierd short dream before I woke up yesterday morning. It was extremely vivid too. Usually, when I dream they are vague and hard to understand, and the "pictures" are foggy or not clear, and usually I never hear sound effects. But this time it was the exact opposite. Anyway on to the dream.

I was sleeping in the dream, it was night time. I suddenly awoke to a wierd and very loud fiery noise behind my house. I went to go look out the window, and I saw a really bright and red GIANT "shooting star". It landed in an area somewhere behind my house, and there was a giant explosion. I then started running to the other side of my room, and looked out the other window that faces the front of my house, and saw another giant reddish star thingy like I just saw behind my house, coming right towards me. Well, it landed right on top of me, and I saw and heard myself being crushed by the great force. And well, then I was dead. I then woke up, disturbing to say the least.

Opinions/comments? And how could this be interpreted? I think it has something to do with the thread I mentioned, it's about 2012 and Nibiru, I have been reading alot about that stuff for the past couple days.
18  Metaphysics / Welcome to Metaphysics! / Evidence of Planet Nibiru? on: March 30, 2004, 08:48:34
(If any of the links don't work, try copy and pasting into your browser URL field.)

So, I was just reading and thinking about Nibiru. I remember reading that Nibiru will cause radical changes in Earth's climate/earthquakes as it nears us. I've been seeing on the news about wierd weather, just do a search for earthquakes on google news, is it just me, or is has there been alot of earthquakes lately? Back in December, we had a 4.5 earthquake here in Virginia. That's like not normal for this area, we haven't had a big earthquake like that in a long butt time.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=4.5+virginia+earthquake&btnG=Google+Search

The other day it was pretty warm here in Virginia, we had to put the air conditioner on. Then the next day, it was freaking freezing at night, and we had to put the heat on. I've been seeing on weather channel about a wierd amount of tornadoes. Then the other day they were talking about that freak hurricane or hurricane-like thing near Brazil:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WEATHER/03/28/storm.brazil.ap/
http://www.shortnews.com/shownews.cfm?id=38254&u_id=56352&CFID=257474&CFTOKEN=59461163
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2004/03/30/2003108433

The first ever storm of that kind in that region of the world of the S.Atlantic. What caused that? A freak accident? Global warming? So I started doing random searches, and I found this:

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1153513,00.html

and this:
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4379905/  <---(scroll to bottom about climate changes & dates)

and this:
http://vancouver.indymedia.org/news/2004/02/110550.php
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=pentagon+climate&btnG=Search
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=observer+pentagon+climate&btnG=Search

So I read all that, and did some more thinking, "Oh, it's just due to the pollution that's causing Earth's global warming, and stuff." Yeah.....

So I did some more searching, and looked for global warming on other planets, and I found this:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=neptune+global+warming&btnG=Search
and this:
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/scitech/DailyNews/mars011207.html
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/mars_ice-age_031208.html
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=mars+global+warming&btnG=Google+Search

So what's causing all of this? Is mother nature on PMS, or is it something else? (hint hint). So I did some more thinking, and I remembered Sedna. I remember reading that Sedna is made of Ice. I saw a picture from NASA showing Sedna's orbits, and in all the pictures, it's color is RED:
http://science.msfc.nasa.gov/headlines/y2004/16mar_sedna.htm
"This is likely the first detection of the long-hypothesized "Oort cloud," a faraway repository of small icy bodies that supplies the comets that streak by Earth. Other notable features of Sedna include its size and reddish color. After Mars, it is the second reddest object in the solar system."
http://apod.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap040316.html
OK, why is something that's made of ICE, why would it be dark RED?

I also remember reading that Nibiru's orbit is similiar to Sedna's, but that it's not Sedna. I also read that Sedna is so far away, that it's gonna take forever for it to come close to us, and as a result it can't be seen by the naked eye, IT WAS JUST RECENTLY that it was discovered by the most powerful telescopes, and then it's detection was even hard to see, they found it by the small wobbly crawl it was making.
"The dim object caught the attention of astronomers because it was moving, slightly, across the starry field."
Let's keep all that in mind as we continue.

Now here's the kicker.

Let's imagine for a second that Nibiru is real, and that the U.S. and  other governments are actually in a secret conspiracy to not tell us about Nibiru until it's too late, so that they can avoid a mass paranoia scenario, and quietly gather up the resources, and safe places they need, to ride out Nibiru's terror.

When Nibiru comes close to Earth, it's gonna be visible by the naked eye right? What's it gonna look like? A dark reddish celestial object.

What if, NASA is trying to trick people into thinking that the red celestial object they will see in the sky is Sedna, and not Nibiru. (Remember they are two seperate entities. Sedna is there, it just can't be seen, but whoops, what's this OTHER red thing that just popped out of nowhere?) Think back to the NASA association with Sedna and the color Red. People will see the red object in the sky as it gets closer, and they'll remember Sedna. NASA, the media, and other people with just downplay the whole thing, and they'll be like "Oh, that's just Sedna." Or is it? [Wink]
19  Astral Chat / Welcome to Astral Chat! / Women Humour on: March 27, 2004, 19:54:06
Hey, soemone showed me these images on another site, and thought you guys might find them funny since I see there's some women topics here recently. Make sure you don't have your browser set to resize images larger then your screen, or else you might not be able to read the words properly. Use the alternate URL links underneath the image for those 56k'ers, or if the image isn't showing properly. Enjoy.

Woman Properties:

URL link


Simple Fact of Life:

URL  link


Control Machine:

URL link


Remotes:

URL link


Shopping Mission:

URL link


Common Sense:

URL link
20  Astral Projection & Out of Body Experiences / Welcome to Astral Consciousness! / Astral Body Shifting In and Out? on: February 25, 2004, 07:07:54
Sometimes when I'm sitting or laying down in a relaxed way (like reading a webpage, in bed, or watching TV), I get a sudden, instantaneous weird sensation. It feels like my astral body suddenly shifts or moves out of my physical body, like a sudden jolt of movement in a random direction (usually sideways), and then boom, it zips back. It's like my astral is trying to jump out when it thinks the coast is clear because I'm distracted, sneaky little thing! [Tongue] This ever happen to anyone here, and any idea what is going on? I've also felt similiar sensations when I am waking up or falling asleep, but those feel different though, it's more of a sudden rushing or falling sensation, and not instantaneous.
21  Astral Projection & Out of Body Experiences / Welcome to Astral Projection Experiences! / 3 OBEs !!! on: February 05, 2004, 06:39:53
I thought I would share 3 recent OBEs I had! The first one wasn't anything really special, it was a couple days ago, but it was still very important to me since I'm still learning. The other were following eachother on the same night (just now!) and they were really cool! (at least for me they were, to you it might just seem "ordinary")

Ok, for the first one. It was in the middle of the day, and I had decided to try and OBE, and then the vibes happened, and that now familiar "POP", and I was out! But alas, it was all pitch black again like last time Sad. So, I decided to try asking for light and vision, but it didn't work. Immediately after that I tried moving to right, and I could feel myself flying in one direction. I thought I heard a sound that a fly or annoying mosquito makes, and then it started getting louder and louder to the point that it started getting irritating. I tried thinking of making it go away, but it wouldn't for  some reason, so I decided to end the OBE because it was just too irrating.



Second OBE, now this was really cool, first time I ever experienced anything like this, and I finally had some vision! So, I'm in bed and really tired, and decide to OBE. I start going in and out of dream states by accident, and the last one I come out of I really put my mind to it and I started thinking that my point of conciousness is in infront of me. And bang! It happened! I get the vibes, and the "POP" and I'm out! And what do you know, I could SEE this time! I was really excited, my first actual OBE that I could clearly SEE!

So, I'm just "hanging" there above my body (I didn't look at my body though cause I thought it would freak me out or something, so I decided against it), looking at the wall near my bed and I decided I should just try moving around in my room. I look and I noticed the 360 degree field of view thingy. It was confusing to look at first, and when I thought to move to my left, I got disoriented and nothing happened. So, I looked at my 360 field and focused in a random spot and decided to move in that direction, and it happened! I started "flying" backwards, felt  almost uncontrollably though, and as this happened I tried looking to my left and I saw my bookshelf and then my computer.

When I got to my computer monitor, I stopped, and looked at the monitor and then my TV. The computer monitor was turned off, and my TV was on Fox News Channel (I think that was the channel, lol not sure it gets fuzzy when I try to think, but it was indeed on), just as I had left it when I went to sleep. I decided to turn on my monitor, and I fixed my attention on the "on" button, and the monitor turned on! I didn't see what I wanted to see though, my windows desktop wasn't there, but was instead replaced by that TV noise that you see when you can't see the signal on your TV. I could see the black and white noise specks moving all around, and I could hear that oh so familiar TV noise sound. I then looked at my TV and for some reason, the image started morphing into the TV noise image, just like the computer monitor. I stared at it for bit and thought that was odd, and then it was at this point, I was pulled back and I woke up.



Shortly after I had another OBE! I was in bed, thinking of what had just happened, and I decided to try one more time. So, I lay there trying to OBE. About a minute or so later, I was focusing on my consciousness exiting my body and being infront of me, and it happened! Vibes and then "POP"! I was out! But it was pitch black again. I decided to move around, and asking for vision/light, but nothing happened. So I decided to make the most of it, and I just started flying upwards. I flew nonstop, getting faster and faster, the speed was tremendous, and I was twisting my body around at the same time. I could feel this. It felt exhilarating, it was just an awesome feeling! [Tongue] I didn't want to stop, but I was pulled back into my body, and then I woke up! And so now I am here! I hope to have many more of these experiences, can't wait! [8D]
22  Energy Body and The Chakras / Welcome to Energy Body and The Chakras / I lost the link to my favorite Chakra webpage on: February 02, 2004, 07:47:40
I lost my links a while back due to a hard drive crash, and I need help to find this chakra webpage I used to go to all the time, but it was so long ago I don't remember it that much, I wish I could remember the name Sad  I've forgotten all about it up until now, it was my favorite. I know it's asking too much, but If anyone could help me find it, I would REALLY appreciate! It was just my FAVORITE. Sad

I originally found the link from one of two astral forums, either here or from www.astralforum.com. I'm going to post there too. If it was originally from there, and someone from there finds it for me, I'll post the link and share it with you guys here, maybe you can help point out any errors on the site, if any exist, so at least this topic won't go to a total waste Smiley

It had a blue sky background (with I THINK, not totally sure on this, either white mist or clouds), with either blue/black/purple letters, and on the front page was a silhouette picture of a standing human with his arms stretched out to each of his sides, like a cross,  showing each of the major chakra points in the middle of the body on the silhouette (the chakra's were colored with their corresponding chakra colors). Each of the chakra's had their own page with sort of a table at the top of it's page saying what the chakra was for, it's color, etc. I'm not totally SURE, but I THINK you could go to each of the different individual chakra pages by clicking on one of the chakra's on the human sillhouete. And it had this midi file as the background music:

http://www.sitemouse.com/users/fistoffury/sound/instrum.mid
(right click, save target to save it)

Again, thanks for any help! (sorry if this is the wrong forum area, but it looked appropriate)
23  Astral Chat / Welcome to Astral Chat! / The "Patriot" Acts - Ordering a Pizza - Soon on: January 31, 2004, 02:57:43
I ran accross a very humourus parody of ordering a pizza under the Patriot Act. I'm not taking credit for this, I'm just sharing it in hopes someone will get a good laugh out of reading it. Enjoy! Smiley

The 'Patriot' Acts.
 
Is this what you REALLY want Huh
 
This is NOT speculation, nor humor, but plausible reality to come.
 
 
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your...
 
Customer: Hi, I'd like to order.
 
Operator: May I have your NIDN first, sir?
 
Customer: My National, ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610.
 
Operator: Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302, and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?
 
Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?
 
Operator: We're wired into the system, sir.
 
Customer: (Sighs) Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas...
 
Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
 
Customer: Whaddya mean?
 
Operator: Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.
 
Customer: What do you recommend, then?
 
Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it.
 
Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?
 
Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.
 
Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family sized ones, then. What's the damage?
 
Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes to $49.99.
 
Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.
 
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over it's limit.
 
Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here.
 
Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn.
 
Customer: Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?
 
Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry, you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward.
 
Customer: How the heck do you know I'm riding a bike?
 
Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it.
 
Customer: @#%/$@&?#!
 
Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop.
 
Customer: (Speechless)
 
Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?
 
Customer: No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas.
 
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics.
24  Astral Projection & Out of Body Experiences / Welcome to Out of Body Experiences! / I couldn't fully seperate! It hurt! on: January 31, 2004, 02:16:12
I had an OBE about 3 hours ago and I couldn't fully seperate from my body. I was trying to OBE for about an hour, and I couldn't because for some reason I couldn't get myself to stay relaxed and calm enough. I kept telling myself that I was going to OBE no matter what, but towards the end I just gave up and decided to go to sleep. I switched sleeping positions into one of my favorite comfortable positions. I was dissapointed and just told myself "forget about it" and concentrated on going to sleep. Within about a couple minutes I started getting tingling floaty sensations, and then very very faint vibrations. Immediately after that, my hearing just went completely dead, and then all I could hear was a humming noise all around me. I then got an upward floating sensation followed by a loud "pop" noise. It was all pitch black, and I felt that my lower half was seperated, but I could still feel that my upper half was stuck to my body, so I tried moving out. I managed to get most of myself out, but when I got to three specific areas, I couldn't proceed because I felt a very painful sensation whenever I tried to forcefully break free. The three areas were about palm sized areas located at:

1. The very middle of my forehead (the Third Eye area?)
2. Most of the back right of my head going to the rightside above my right ear.
3. The left side of my neck going down to the top left of my shoulder.

I got frustated and tried to break free of the stubborn points. I tried to spin around clockwise, then counterclockwise. I tried moving up and over and down, rolling out, etc. I just couldn't proceed because of the pain, so I just stopped because I couldn't stop ignoring this itching feeling that I was getting on my toes (right foot), then I woke up. Sad

My questions are, what causes the pain and "being stuck", and are you supposed to leave it alone when this happens, or is it ok to try and break free even though it hurts? If you break free, is there any permanent or temporary damage in those areas?

25  Astral Chat / Welcome to Astral Chat! / Russian Girl Claims She Has X-Ray Vision on: January 29, 2004, 02:52:15
By LUCY HAGAN

THE SUN has brought the incredible X-ray eyes girl to Britain and seen her amazing powers at first hand.

Russian Natasha Demkina, 17, has stunned doctors in her home country with her ability to see medical conditions inside people.

We flew her 1,500 miles to London to demonstrate her extraordinary powers on Sun reporter Briony Warden, who suffered multiple injuries when she was knocked down by a car in October last year.

She is still recovering from the hit-and-run and uses crutches or a wheelchair to get around

http://www.sciscoop.com/story/2004/1/28/18473/1983
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What do you think? Is it a scam or is it for real? Let's say she actually does have x-ray vision, how would that be possible?
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