A duck walks into a bar....

[cainam_nazier]

Got any nails?....That's great.

[Nick]

That was very funny James! []

Very best,

[no_leaf_clover]

lol, good job james! now all you have to do is fit in the priest []

[jilola]

James: You owe me a new keyboard!

The barman IS the priest.

2cents & L&L
jouni

[James S]

The author accepts no responsbility for any hardware damage that may result from the reading of this topic. []

[no_leaf_clover]

oops.. i think i got james confused with somebody else. a while ago, somebody had something like 'a duck and a priest walked into a bar..' as their signature, and i PMed about the rest of the joke and they said there wasnt one, but the first part sounded cool. lol.. well i don't guess that james. i want to say it was goingslow, but i really cant remember.

[James S]

A Duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any Bread?

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any blasted bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any flarking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your blasted beak to the bar, you irritating bastard of a flimmin' bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?
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