Evil Munchkin and the Inflatable Boat

[knightlight]

I was having a very very very odd dream about sports nutrition (dont ask) and I was writing on a white board explaining something to no one in particular.  I left the room and came back and something had been written on the board that I didnt write.  I actually physically wrote next to the part I didnt write "I didnt write this" and asked who wrote it.  Suddenly the white board is in my room and I am semi-lucid.  A voice comes from behind my fan and says "It was me!  I can do what I want!  You cant stop me!"  and I say "you wanna bet?" and erase what was written.  

The voice gets very irritated and goes on some strange tirade I dont remember much about and then says if I continue to tinkle him off he will put stoppers in all the holes in my floors and over flow the bathtub and flood my house and proceed to ride around in a small inflatable boat and rule me and my house for eternity... or something to that effect.  He also stated that I would wake up and I better be prepared.  I thought this was strange and quite disturbing.  

I woke up thinking WTF?  and groggily opened my eyes.  Before I could sit up I was paralyzed by fear and terror, I could hear water running quickly in my bathroom and felt someone standing next to my bed.  I tried to move but couldnt sit up.  I let my hand fall over the side of the bed and sure enough there was about 6 inches of water standing in my room.     :eyecrazy:  :eyecrazy:  :eyecrazy:  :eyecrazy:  :confusion:  :WTF:   I was in an all out panic now completely over come by the fact that it had come true and as I looked to where the presence was the feeling faded.  I then heard the sound of someone making there way through the water towards me.  I lay still, entirely unable to cope with how this was effecting me mentally.   :eyetwitch:  :crazy:   In a fit of rage and desperation when the sound reached me I lunged forward and grabbed ahold of a small inflatable boat.  I ripped it from the water and sunk my teeth into it trying to deflate it.  I expected to catch sight of the occupant as I savagely ripped into the boat with my canines.  I failed in popping the boat, flung it into the corner of my room and sat up quickly preparing myself for anything.

There was no sign of the wee person around anywhere.  I stood up feeling the luke warm water on my feet and walked towards the bathroom.  I crept slowly and peered into the room.  A person about 3 feet tall stood by the bath tub stuffing towels into the drain and making sure the water pooled properly.  I was overcome by rage and screamed "I dont know where you came from but your going back in pieces!!!!!!" and promptly drop kicked the munchkin into the wall.  I then began to loose lucidity and my memory fades from there.  I awoke again and was in the physical, water free!!!!  Talk about strange.  Another all too convincing experience as well as probably one of the more bizzarre to date.

[-E-]

haha, man thats a good one. Yeh i have some pretty dodgy dreams like that too, never had em lucid tho

man, my dream last nite was weird, i was talking with this guy i know, and he started spraying something on the wall, he sprayed look up, so i did, and a cow fell on my head and i woke up.

i seriously wonder where crazy ideas and images like this come from.

[jub jub]

Sounds like some potent juju! :seesaw:  :shadow:  :shadow:  :shadow:

[knightlight]

yeah who knows jub jub, all I gotta say is if I see that little guy again he better be prepared to get rocked.

[Job]

Some dreams are symbolic in nature. There is something to be learned from them. They are not necessarily something that is literally happening, but things are being shown by another being in the astral.

This dream sounds like something of particular value. Do you keep a dream journal?

[knightlight]

I have in the past but I have been slacking on that in the past few months.  I guarantee you that this in no way relates to any dream I have had since I can remember!     I am sure it represents something and I will continue to contemplate that.

[interception]

Hehe, your dream reminded me of that Stephen King short story about a long finger coming out of the sink.... a bit creepy.  

[midnightsfate]

Oh God, this has to be the most hilarious thing I've read all day. What an imagination you have, my friend. I especially love the fact that you kicked it's butt. I kept getting mental pictures of this little hairy man riding a floaty around your house and laughing manically. AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[knightlight]

Yeah, at the time it was insanely scary and disturbing but when I fully awoke from the whole experience and shook it all off I laughed so hard!!!  I can still remember exactly the last couple seconds as I waded through the warm water and peered around the corner and saw the little devil, green shirt, light green pants, green pointy hat, and then kicking him, that was awesome hehe.

[Vilkate]

OMG, you kicked the poo out of a Christmas elf!!!    :rotfl:

[knightlight]

hahaha yeah I guess so!     Nailed the bastard right in the ribs.  Some day when I win the lottery I will make a movie about my projections and this will be the start of the movie!!!  

[Vilkate]

Who will play the role of Munchkin the Evil? Uuu, wait, I know... De Vito!  :crazy:

[knightlight]

oh god!!!     That reminds me of a quote a me and a friend of mine always say "When danny devito gets angry people die!"

[Vilkate]

Imagine him in that elven clothing, with a green, pointed hat, floating around your room in a small boat and laughing a little, nasty munchkin-laugh!  :laugh7:

[Quo Animo]

did this happen to be him?

[knightlight]

 lol no thank god

[Leilah]

lmao

[Vilkate]

Is it...he..rotten, or what?