Insight #9, if u ignore all the rest, read this 1

[Violet]

Dear Adept of Mocha Grande,

I do not know whether it is because I am Canadian but I really enjoyed your little posts.  It is wonderful when a person can be profoundly amusing!  

Thanks for a great laugh as well as a great read,
Violet

Oh! I forgot to say I read them all.  I guess once I start laughing I do not want it to stop!

[Adept_of_Light]

Disclaimer: These aren't my own creations.. they magically appeared in my email box today....

1. I'm not completely useless, at least I can serve as a bad example!
2. If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem
3. To err is human, but to find somebody to blame it on is even more human.
4. My Lord, please grant me patience... But I must have it right now !!
5. It doesn't matter if you don't know, what matters is knowing the phone number of somebody who does.
6. He who knows, knows. He who doesn't is your boss.
7. It's good to put aside your alcoholic beverages. What's not so good is forgetting where you put them.
8. Fear not, there IS a better world !! It is however extremely expensive.
9. The woman who has bad luck with men, doesn't realize how lucky she is.

-
Adept of Mocha Grande

"He who pursues the goal of evenmindedness, is neither jubilant with gain, nor depressed by loss" - Paramahansa Yogananda