Teleportation?!??!

[CamiGurlRox]

A very interesting topic really.  I'm having a bit of trouble finding good websites etc. on this.  I've heard from one friend of mine that he actually DID teleport about a foot's distance before and that he felt like he was going to throw up.  I want to gain this ability and I think it's possible.

Resources are GREATLY appreciated, share your views, beliefs, and methods here. Discuss!

[Dr.Acula]

I don't believe we as human beings have the abilitie to achieve physical teleportation/flying,etc without the help of other astral entities, mainly through the act of witchcraft. And even if you went down that road-which i dont recommend-it's not that easy to achieve the "privilege" to teleport or fly physicaly.

I think you should read about and experience the astral plane first. Maybe then you'll find a way to achieve your goal.

good luck.

[CamiGurlRox]

 :-PI would actually never consider witch craft...it's too dangerous. However, why do you think the astral plane has anything to do with it?

[Stookie]

I think one major scientific theory for teleportation depends on a multidimensional universe. The "stuff" that holds matter together would have to be able to disassemble and reassemble the cellular structure, as well as transfer consciousness, neither of which are physically possible.

So if you have complete quantum mastery over your cellular structure and are confident you can make it reassemble correctly where you intend for it to, go for it! Sounds simple enough. In theory.

[CamiGurlRox]

I think one major scientific theory for teleportation depends on a multidimensional universe. The "stuff" that holds matter together would have to be able to disassemble and reassemble the cellular structure, as well as transfer consciousness, neither of which are physically possible.

So if you have complete quantum mastery over your cellular structure and are confident you can make it reassemble correctly where you intend for it to, go for it! Sounds simple enough. In theory.

uh english please lol

[interception]

I think one major scientific theory for teleportation depends on a multidimensional universe. The "stuff" that holds matter together would have to be able to disassemble and reassemble the cellular structure, as well as transfer consciousness, neither of which are physically possible.

So if you have complete quantum mastery over your cellular structure and are confident you can make it reassemble correctly where you intend for it to, go for it! Sounds simple enough. In theory.

There is always the problem of energy. Both in the quantity of energy you will need and the efficiency. You never get something for nothing.

Eg. Lets say that it will take 1 joule of energy to move an orange three meters to the left, but it will take 1 billion joules of energy to teleport it 3 meters to the left. Not very efficient is it?

[CamiGurlRox]

Oh gosh you guys are confusing! @_@ Can someone PLEASE explain what you guys are saying in english?

[Beero]

I think what they're saying it teleportation is too hard.

[CamiGurlRox]

I don't think it could be too hard, I know ppl who've done it...so it has to be possible...I just need a method to work from.

[Stookie]

If you know people who can do it, you're already ahead of the game. They should share their experience and know-how with the rest of us. They could revolutionize the world.

[CamiGurlRox]

He's kind of....unwilling to tell me how to do it.  He said he did it once about a foot's distance and he felt like he was gonna throw up.

Aren't there any other resources?

[interception]

...unwilling to tell me how to do it. 

Ah, off course. 

[CamiGurlRox]

He gets annoyed whenever I ask him...There's gotta be someone in this godforsaken forum who knows...

[Stookie]

Nope, but I can sell you plans for a time machine made out of a delorean.

[interception]

  @ stookie

I would be extremely surprised if somebody actually come forward AND then PROVED they teleported even one centimeter! Stupendously surprised in fact.
Not because I discount the remote possibility that somebody somewhere on this primitive planet can do it, but that they would be browsing this forum at this point in time...

[interception]

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[CamiGurlRox]

Heh. Really!  I would LOVE to see someone teleport!    It would definately change the world.  But, I think some situation like in the movie "Jumper" would happen.

I heard worm holes are very violent....

[seth_w]

Yes I have been interested in this also and have not been able to find much about it. I heard about how the U.S air force is going to be doing research on it and is pouring 7.5 million dollars into it. I would definitely not be so quick to dismiss it. I was even reading the official air force report which is pretty hard to comprehend with allot of highly technical language in it. I read that the Chinese where doing experiments having children teleport small objects out of container and the objects would get fused into the side of the container.   I think it is an exciting prospect though, I mean imagine being able to teleport anywhere on earth or beyond!

[CamiGurlRox]

Yeah! I saw that reaport too...but I couldn't understand it @_@

The whold fusing thing is kind of scary though.... O_O

Plus, I have a lot of people I want to see, I hope I can find some more information on this.... *sigh*

[Stookie]

I believe your thinking about this:

http://www.reuters.com/article/pressRelease/idUS156848+07-Aug-2008+PRN20080807

It has nothing to do with teleportation - a "teleport" allows warships to communicate over different satellite bands.

The last thing the air force had to do with teleportation was a small study. Here's a funny quote about it:

"Michio Kaku, a noted physicist and author at City University of New York, said "the only way to use (teleportation) as a secret weapon is to allow our enemies to bankrupt themselves thinking they can produce a teleportation machine."

"The Air Force is to be applauded for investigating technologies that may have value for national security," Kaku added. "But wormholes, negative energies, warped space-time, etc., require futuristic technologies centuries to millions of years ahead of ours. The only thing going down the wormhole is taxpayers' money." "

found here: http://www.boingboing.net/2005/08/30/us-air-forces-telepo.html

[seth_w]

Yea, I was actually referring to the air forces study on psychic teleportation and not the satellite stuff.  Here is a little something about it from about.com http://paranormal.about.com/od/telekinesispsychokinesis/a/aa110804.htm and you can download the air forces 88 page report in .pdf format from a link on that page. I think the focus here is on unlocking some  power of the mind that could perhaps tap into a persons ability to teleport objects (including your own self) from one point to another. Based on things I have read about paranormal phenomenon I actually don't think that it is necessarily an impossible notion. I think that a well focused and disciplined mind can be capable of astonishing feats and that it is in the best interest of any military force to not neglect that realm of potential. If it it is possible then it probably would require a huge amount of spiritual development though.

[Tongo]

I read in Focus magazine not long ago that scientists have been able to do this to a single particle to the otherside of their science lab. It also said in the article that to teleport a person, it would take something like 200,000 Billion years.

So its technically possible LOL.

[dotster]

There is a elderly Russian man named Nikolay Denisov, who lives in Moscow that has been raising some interest in the subject. Put his name in google and you will find plenty of information on him, videos of his sessions and information. Nothing too exciting, naturally, but he claims to be able to teleport items. I don't think he claims to have teleported a human yet, but he believes it is possible. He seems to be genuinely interested only in helping people learn this skill of his. You can email him and talk to him, ask him all kinds of questions that you might have about the subject. He even offers sessions and discussions to groups via skype, all free of charge of course. He's really quite a nice man, and he has some very interesting perspectives. Look him up if you like.

[CamiGurlRox]

It also said in the article that to teleport a person, it would take something like 200,000 Billion years.

So its technically possible LOL.

@_@ 200,000 billion years!!!  Somehow I don't think it will take that long... >_>

Scientists wouldn't let it take that long, they just wouldn't.  I mean, the world will most likely be nonexistant by then...the sun would've supernovaed lol

There is a elderly Russian man named Nikolay Denisov

But I saw that guy you were talking about on youtube, I got bored though so I may go back and watch it...lol

[Beero]

I'm even more ambitious, I'd like to be able to bend time & space like Hiro from Heroes lol
How cool would that be if you could stop time and have a long-lie in bed then buzz back through time to Atlantis and still be at work on time
If anyone knows how to do this let me know mucho pronto
I see that guy Nikolay Denisov says he teaches for free if I thought it was gen & safe to do, I'd be tempted to go and learn from him
Does he teach teleportation by email or anything like that?