quote:
I guarantee that if you are not satisfied with the results brought by the Immortality Devices that you have purchased from me, you can refund your money back within 90 days starting from your purchasing date.
...
Somehow, I don't find this very convincing.
(straps several large magnets to self) Hey look guys I'm immortal! (magnetic field attacts tractor trailor) AHHHHH!!! (splat)
Man I would excrement my pants with laughter if that happened.
quote:
I guarantee that if you are not satisfied with the results brought by the Immortality Devices that you have purchased from me, you can refund your money back within 90 days starting from your purchasing date.
...... so if you die within 90 days you get your money back?.... SCORE!
-Syke
hey people i just had to post this here . yesterday i ran across a web page that was talking about immortality..Ahh man that tickles my funny bone.. any way you should checkout this site and see what i mean by funny buisness> http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id=ShadowGhost
or
http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id=dragonworld