A cute Christian oriented joke :)

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LA FORET MAUVE


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lullabi


thechunk05

Sell
I'll Sell Your Memories
For 15 Pounds Per Year
But You Can Keep The Bad Days

exothen

"When men cease to believe in God, they do not believe in nothing; they believe in anything." G.K. Chesterton

strwrs_guru

[:D]that was really great. and no offense taken.
the only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing in the face of it.

Anonymous

I'm offended.  I'm very offended.  In fact, I'm calling my lawyer right now and I'm starting a lawsuit on your behind........just kidding[:P].  Isn't America funny like that.

Soulfire

At the time I posted that joke, I would not have been particularly surprised if somebody really DID try to sue me.  lol

--Soulfire

Soulfire

I cannot see where anyone could possibly take offense to this, but with things the way they have been here lately who knows.  Please know that I am re-posting this here just because I thought it was worth a chuckle for anyone regardless of their religious beliefs.  [:)]

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers!
What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushesbehind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge
towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident.

Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?  Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now,  but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice. The light went out.

The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both  paws together and bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord Amen."