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Title: Eve
Post by: Beth on September 20, 2003, 22:44:19
tee-hee!![:)]

And for the other side of the story:

When God made MAN -- SHE was just practicing....upon realizing her errors, she took what little was worth keeping, and made WOMAN. [:D]  The rest is "history" and "herstory."

tee-hee!![:)]

--b
Title: Eve
Post by: Hephaestus on September 20, 2003, 17:03:56
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman." God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history...

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