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Author Topic: Anyone who desires many many lucid dreams...  (Read 5964 times)
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« on: March 05, 2005, 05:01:02 »

I've found the solution. Breed dogs. My siberian husky had six noisy puppies who wake me frequently in the night and every night thus far I've had at least one lucid dream in which I could have an OBE. I haven't been very successful staying out of my body long enough to do anything interesting because I get creeped out by the complete silence and start imagining horrible things. But last night I got out and stayed out long enough to turn my head and look right into my own face, which was absolutely fascinating. I could see every little detail, right down to this weird little black smudge on my right cheek which turned out to be smeared eyeliner when I woke up the next morning and looked in the mirror. It's completely hit me now, and any doubts I ever had about Astral Projection are gone. Now I just have to learn how to do it from a conscious state and not have to use my dreams as a crutch.
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2005, 06:21:11 »

or you could set alarms to wake you during the night and avoid the dog poop
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2005, 06:37:32 »

alarms never wake me up. But if I hear a puppy scream in the middle of the night I'm wide awake. I think it's the fear of them being squished to death by the mother...
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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2005, 06:40:51 »

wire your alarm to a big stereo. that will wake u
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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2005, 06:42:30 »

Along with the other five people living in my house. Good idea.
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« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2005, 06:52:37 »

Well then they can lucid dream too!!  Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2005, 06:56:43 »

micko if you used that excuse to wake me up often, i'd kick you in the nuts
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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2005, 07:54:13 »

HAHA my astral double knows kung fu so u better be careful ! evil
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« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2005, 07:57:51 »

i'm not afraid to fight somebody who has a knife (I'm too fast and unpredictable) and i'm certainly not afraid of your fake kung fu. You're lucky I wouldnt attack somebody who poses no real threat.
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2005, 11:26:18 »

Hahahaha I laugh at you guys.

I can achieve Super Saiyan 4 level and can beat you all AHHAHAH !!!!

That SSJ4 is from Dragon Ball btw Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2005, 18:40:19 »

wow...I hope you people aren't serious. Because then I'd have to find a whole new astral projection forum. One without the...you know...painful immaturity.
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2005, 18:44:55 »

Missy, don't the dog barks wake up the other 5 people in your house?
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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2005, 18:48:48 »

Apparently not, I've asked the people who are currently residing in the living room if they've heard them screaming in the middle of the night and none of them have, even when I leave my bedroom door open. Go figure.
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2005, 18:51:22 »

That's very strange.

The entire neighborhood knows when our dog barks! And she's just a medium-sized mut.
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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2005, 23:56:27 »

>_<
super saiyan is way cooler
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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2005, 01:07:46 »

first person to bring up the pow** ra*g**s gets a kick in the nuts
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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2005, 01:47:36 »

power rangers...
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« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2005, 01:48:40 »

Quote from: Missy
wow...I hope you people aren't serious. Because then I'd have to find a whole new astral projection forum. One without the...you know...painful immaturity.


Best of luck for you, its gona be tuff.
Btw, dog-barks-for-LD is the funniest thing I ever heard on this forum. cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2005, 01:53:34 »

missy you shouldnt have done that, because now I have to surgicly attach nuts to you so I can kick them
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« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2005, 02:29:10 »

Or simply use your astral powers to materialize them.
Dont forget to check if you dematerialized yours accidently.
Nuts can neither be created nor destroyed, they just change places.
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« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2005, 02:31:23 »

shouldnt waste powers where physical things work
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« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2005, 09:27:35 »

Lol.

Well if I wanted to get my dog to wake me up, first I would have to make my parents let him come to the house, and a chance of that is 0 percent.
Then I would have to find him a mate and let her stay inside too, with puppies of course .... well guess the chance of that Cheesy.
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« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2005, 16:30:33 »

Oh yeah. I'll whoop you all with my level 5 astral combat experience skill.

Lol. Some reason, that alarm method does not work for me even if I wake myself up.
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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2005, 21:06:10 »

You people are funny as hell. Dont feel bad about the alarm thing almost nothing works for me. cry
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« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2005, 00:22:49 »

*is now afriad of astral nuts above all other astral locale*

i have a dog that kicks me in his sleep- i think it gets more REM time then i do not to mention it hogs the bed
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