For the Programmer in you

[Logic]

lmao

[beavis]

I've got a more efficient program:

int main(){
     delete teacher;
     return -1;
}

[jc84corvette]

All I gotta say is AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[Forgotten Flame 13]

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[beavis]

Not even a student of an intro to C++ class would do that.

[jc84corvette]

No one better quote flames reply! J/k[]

[beavis]

If he was really stupid, he could have done this

cout << "I";
cout << " ";
cout << "w";
cout << "i";
cout << "l";
cout << "l";
cout << " ";
cout << "n";
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only 21000 lines.  That teacher's a sucker!


or this: C++ program that reads a text file and prints it to the chalkboard. Type "I will not..." 500 times into the file.

[Squeek]

This is superb.  Any and all programmer should and will love this []





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