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Nick

Thanks fire! [:D] Joke-wise it got me thinking of an old bumpersticker that read: "military intelligence is a contradiction in terms".
"What lies before us, and what lies behind us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us...." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nagual

A few more:

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Politicians are like diapers.  They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Don't vote, it only encourages them.
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

[:D]
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

distant bell

Nagual- that didn't sound as a joke- more like a statement.
Sadly I feel that it has alot of truth in it.


fire

if con is the opposite of pro than is congress the opposite of progress

on some peanut packages you this writen on them
                  WARNING contains nuts