New Jersey edition of Windows XP

[Tisha]

Dear Consumas:

It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows XP New
Joisey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey. If ya got one a
deeze, you's may need some help unnerstanin da commands.

Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It
reads:

"Windas XP", wit a background pitcha a Hoboken. When you's start da
program, instead a da usual stringy like music, you hear a little
Springsteen. It's also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.

Please also note: Recycle bin is labeled "Newark"

My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa"

The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk"

Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked","Erased" or "Rubbed Out"

Control Panel is known as "The Bosses"

Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "Enhancin' da Family
Business" and will actually maximize da program instead a shuttin' it
down

Hard Drive is referred to as "Da Turnpike on Da Way to Da Shore"

Instead of an error message, "You Ain't Gonna Friggin Believe Dis"
pops up.

Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition:

> > > > > > OK . . . . Sure ting
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Cancel . . . . Fugetabouit
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Reset . . . . Start ova
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes . . . . Yeah
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No . . . . Nah
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Find . . . . Put a Contract Out On
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Browse . . . . Get a Looksee
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Back . . . . U-Toin
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Help . . . . Get Your Own Friggin Ansa
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Stop . . . . Knock it Off
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Start . . . . Move it
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Settings . . . . Here's da Rules
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We regret any inconvenience it may have caused
> > > if you mistakenly got a
> > > > > > copy of the Joisey Edition (not).
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You ca sendit back ta Microsoft for anudda
> > > version.(Yea right!)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You gotta problem wit dat?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Up Yurs,
> > > > > > Vinny "The Hack" Gatini
> > > > > > (Bill's Gate's Italian Cousin")
> > > >
> > >