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WalkerInTheWoods
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« on: August 27, 2003, 18:54:36 »

Laughter is the best medicine.
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Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2003, 19:05:45 »



There ya go!!
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2003, 19:05:45 »

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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2003, 19:36:42 »

You ever read any post I've written?

Smiley

I mean look at my signatures :p

~Squeek
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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2003, 19:42:46 »

Yeah, have you read any of mine?  Squeek was my teacher! [Tongue]
Nay. [Wink]
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2003, 22:55:31 »

Haha.  Here are some funny pictures that i've found.

TAke A LOOK!!!

Ahhhhh.... F.E.A.R. the BARNEY.




Smile....



Start Slappin'



And here's the finale....
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2003, 23:49:18 »

HEHEHE..the slapping one is great!!
Nay [Wink]
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2003, 03:46:02 »

Ya'll need to settle down back to your regular serious selves!  HAHAHA!

So 3 guys walk into a bar, the fourth ducks.

Why should mexico join the olympics?  Because they have the best runners, jumppers and swimmers! (thats bad...)

ok i'll find more tomorrow Smiley

-Tenacious[Tongue]
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2003, 09:03:36 »

Two men walk into a bar - the second one should have known better.

I love humor - or anything that makes me laugh, really.

I love Frank's signature too. XD

-Alezunde
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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2003, 12:40:54 »

What is a bone?

The shortest distance between two joints.
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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2003, 17:26:57 »

hahaha[Smiley]

nice stuff so far.

I like the picture of the penguin shoving the other one into the water.the dog w/the teeth and the ziggy joke are good too.

more...more...more...more!!!

strangely enough,I don't actually consider myself to be funny, but I can SEE humor everywhere (figuratively-not just looking at a joke and laughing).observe in human society-People are unintentionally hilarious[Tongue].chalk it up to partial stupidity/ignorance.people w/haughty, self important attitudes are usually the funniest[Cheesy]

I know that stuff doesn't sound funny, but it is!

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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2003, 19:25:46 »

OK Jason, this is to show you that even the mods have a sense of humor:
[Cheesy]

20 WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY!

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8 Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"  "3rd time
this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
"run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......

20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it
to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.

Very best,
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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2003, 02:26:08 »

These are kinda fun! [Tongue]

http://www.meehawl.com/Flash/Teletubbies%20Slaughter/

http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html

http://www.hoslap.net  <----sick sense of humor here [Smiley]


enjoy!
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« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2003, 05:22:14 »

Hey, no one may "get" mine, but I too have a sense of humor believe it or not.  

Just to prove it:

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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2003, 16:19:25 »

Okay guys, i'm back with a few more funny stuff.  

Here they are:

Squirrels on duty...




I wonder if he's old enough......




It's a GIRL!!!!



Enjoy.
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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2003, 18:31:49 »

is easier that shooting fish in a barrel (never actually done that!)...

I understand that in an astral projection/metaphysics forum there is a degree of seriousness required, but c'mon people...[:O]

to be overly serious-minded about anything implies a certain lack of confidence that can be very 'heavy' and CORNY!

I'm getting tired of this...no-one can crack the slightest joke or mild sarcasm w/out being shot down here!

example:
Don Juan Matus (if he existed at all)-was one of the worlds most powerful sorcerer-shamans in the world,and even HE laughed and joked all the time-precisely to offset the seriousness of the action.it serves to free up more inner power and fluidity.

I understand that we do need to be serious in dealing and learning about things most people don't understand, but really...


ooooh,I'm being serious now[Sad!]

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