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volcomstone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDso5ElFRg

  I followed the instructions and it changed my life!

  Ii have now become one with the universe!
opinions are like kittens, just give 'em away

soarin12


Szaxx

When he mentioned hamstrings meaning kundalini, I though he said kung-fu-leaning,
It pulls too.
The pulling has to be done in a soft voice or you'll not feel the gratitude of the pain.
:lol:
There's far more where the eye can't see.
Close your eyes and open your mind.

Jdeadevil

Even though I think this is hilarious, it pretty much lays out what I hate about a fraction of the new-age movement. The only reason I got here was because I thought astral projection sounded like a much cooler version of lucid dreaming. It's only when I joined the conspiracy forums and law of attraction forums that I learnt of all the crazy, negative, arrogant hippies who would use all these spiritual terms to try and come across like something they're obviously not.

volcomstone

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This could be another topic thread, but I probably already "alienated" myself by some who take themselves too seriously with this new age stuff....

http://sebpearce.com/b*ul*lsh*it/

Remove the *

click on "REIONIZE ELECTRONS" at the top

language filter won't let it work....... BS  generator....



opinions are like kittens, just give 'em away

Jdeadevil

Quote from: volcomstone on January 01, 2015, 18:05:33
This could be another topic thread, but I probably already "alienated" myself by some who take themselves too seriously with this new age stuff....

http://sebpearce.com/b*ul*lsh*it/

Remove the *

click on "REIONIZE ELECTRONS" at the top

language filter won't let it work....... BS  generator....


b*ovi*ne*exc*reme*nt :p

Stillwater

http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

The Deepak Chopra quote generator is a lot of fun too.

I learned "Elephants are insects."
"The Gardener is but a dream of the Garden."

-Unattributed Zen monastic

Jdeadevil

Quote from: Stillwater on January 02, 2015, 01:27:53
http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

The Deepak Chopra quote generator is a lot of fun too.

I learned "Elephants are insects."

"The mind is the wisdom of boundless brightness"

volcomstone

Nice. I've watched a bunch of Russell Brands videos lately and I'm not sure if he is trolling or not. He seems very sincere, but he is an actor.

I'm glad this forum has a sense of humour .

I wish I was immoral enough to monetize and cash in on this whole "new age" thing. I should've done it years ago.  Oh well. 

  I get the feeling that the truly balanced folks on here "live and let live" , and just let the rest of the pack do their own thing. Self discovery is easier that way anyhow.
opinions are like kittens, just give 'em away

donkeykong

Quote from: volcomstone on December 13, 2014, 17:11:45
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDso5ElFRg

  I followed the instructions and it changed my life!

  Ii have now become one with the universe!

I have become more one with the universe than you bro ;)
I love astral projection!