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[fredhedd]

i dunno... lets add them all up .  i'll start.  i've personally viewed exactly seven hundred sixty seven posts. next

[Tom]

590 Members have made 15917 posts in 15 forums, with the last post on 09 October 2002 14:39:47 by: Adrian.  

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What would the total number of times all of the posts have been viewed look like?