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just wondering

is it true that it's easier to project on the night of the summer solstice?

I've been hearing breathing really close to my right ear for at least two years.I only hear it when i am alone in my room. It used to really scare me but now i'm used to it. i thought i might be schizophrenic but thought that was unlikely as i dont have any of the other classic symptoms. Does anyone have any ideas about what i'm hearing? I thought maybe it could be a spirit guide.

that sounds like a good idea.i'm going to try it

this wannabe vampire stuff is a pretty pathetic attempt to stand out from the crowd and get noticed. You'd have to be desperate for  attention to resort to drinking someone's blood.

thanks for your replies! I haven't actually met my guide yet but i often get a very strong feeling that i am being watched and i think that it is my guide. I might try and talk to my guide which would be really cool.

good luck!

i sometimes end my e-mails with random song lyrics

*shine on you crazy diamond*

this sounds like the start of an astral projection. in order for you to be able to project you must overcome your fears and realise that nothing can hurt you while you project.

it could have been a lucid dream. The best way to test it is to try and do it again.Realising you are dreaming is the key thing in lucid dreaming, set yourself a task to do for the next time you realise you are in a dream and if you manage to do it i think you can safely say that you can lucid dream.

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't
even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in
the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they
figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the
past SEVENTEEN YEARS.

But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,
TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE
STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS
HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask
me?

Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."
3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie."
7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff
before?"
9. "Damn, there go the lights again...."
10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got
two of them."
11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

I have that 3 doors down album, it's really good!The best album i've ever heard is cacoon crash by k's choice. It is amazing.

Believe
Bravely I look further than I see
Knowing things I know I cannot be, not now
I'm so aware of where I am, but I don't know where that is
And there's something right in front of me and I

Touch the fingers of my hand
And I wonder if it's me
Holding on and on to Theories of prosperity
Someone who can promise me
I believe in me

Tomorrow I was nothing, yesterday I'll be
Time has fooled me into thinking it's a part of me
Nothing in this room but empty space
No me, no world, no mind, no face

Touch the fingers of my hand and tell me if it's me
Holding on and on to Love, what else is real
A religion that appeals to me, oh
I believe in me

Can you turn me off for just a second, please
Turn me into something faceless, weightless, mindless, homeless
Vacuum state of peace

i stopped watching it coz everyone in the house is so boring.cool idea anyway though. good luck!

it usually happens when i'm just trying to get a good nights sleep.It could possibly be my own breathing but it seems so real.If i stop breathing i can still hear it.Maybe it's my imagination playing tricks on me. If i heard voices i would probably freak out.

here is a poem i think is really cool:

Late Fragment
And did you get what
you wanted from this life, even so?
I did.
And what did you want?
To call myself beloved, to feel myself
beloved on the earth.

   --Raymond Carver