I read your posts and you sound just like my father. Some of you are opposite but mom said I need balance. You see, dad is one of those demon possessed Democrats. You know the type. Signs in his yard, on his car, group trips to protest one thing or another. He is even a card carrying member of the ACLU. He is so bad that he only buys organic grown foods and feeds his pet cat fresh shrimp. He is as crazy as a loon. Pres.Bush has really pushed his buttons and now he is flying the American flag upside down. I called the local witchdoctor at the health food store where dad gets all his medicines; but he hung up on me. So, I drove down there to the store and low and behold his American flag was upside down too. ITS A BIOLOGICAL AGENT FROM A TERRORIST. It makes everyone see upside down and I do not know how to cure my dad. Can you help before it becomes a nationwide epidemic?
Hurry! He is a sick man.
Hurry! He is a sick man.