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#276
Welcome to Astral Chat! / The Neverending Story
November 11, 2003, 19:51:25
All staring up at them! "WOW!" said Locke, in sheer shock! He had never seen living toadstools before. But then the Mario Bros. came along and ate the toadstools. "MAMAMIA! Those-a weren't the best-a toadstools Luigi." Said Mario. Then with a big bllllooing! they took off to save the Mushroom Kingdom.

"How wierd the big wide world is," thought Locke. So they kept walking. Soon enough, they came to another big tree, but this big tree had a big hole in it, that led to an underground city! (or so said the sign by the hole). So Locke and Indrid followed down that hole and...
#277
Welcome to Astral Chat! / The Neverending Story
November 11, 2003, 00:11:50
(lol I didn't lullabi)

Locke then stomped on the Mad Hatter and co. in a very ravage fashion, flew out of Wonderland and gave his thanks to the feminist movements of the Queen by taking a dump on them all. To finish off the job of destroying those evil little cards, he pulled out a deck of Magic: The Gathering and to his surprise, the monsters actually jumped out and kicked the other cards' asses.

Once he was out of Wonderland he was beyond the mountain, and what he saw beyond was nothing other than....
#278
quote:
Sorry, I've had a rough day. It's very difficult to control oneself when everybody around you makes you want to break something...so I took it out on the nearest thing I found that wouldn't cause random physical destruction - the forums.

My bad, I'm sorry


Again, I'm sorry.

~FT
#279
Welcome to Astral Chat! / Apologies and frustrations
November 08, 2003, 15:19:31
Thanks Kakkarot. I'll still hang around a little, especially for The Neverending Story post to see how it develops [:)]. I'm feelin a bit better after a good night's sleep now.

I'll probably only get my real big break when my school holidays start in a few weeks. There are just some people there I can't avoid, but I'll do my best.

Thanks again

~FT
#280
I didn't know he was replying to any topics at all for at least a year by now.

Sorry, I've had a rough day. It's very difficult to control oneself when everybody around you makes you want to break something...so I took it out on the nearest thing I found that wouldn't cause random physical destruction - the forums.

My bad, I'm sorry

Later
~FT
#281
Who said you'd be doing nothing? Hell, I'm so unafraid of death I'm kinda lookin forward to it! Geez, just gotta brush up a few things here and there on the physical plane, and when the time comes, off I go!

See ya at the party!

Oh and about Robert Bruce coming...I think the idiots on this forum have scared him off.

Later
~FT
#282
Welcome to Astral Chat! / The Neverending Story
November 07, 2003, 21:18:53
The oysters reformed into their giant Overlord once again, and this giant oyster began to roll after Locke. Quickly he turned to face the beast, and without thinking or hesitating, he jumped from his tank and commanded the crisps to eat the giant oyster, shell and all. Crisps have profoundly strong teeth after all.

After the defeat of the oyster, Locke set his sights and his heart on the Great Mountains beyond, and his spirit filled with a sense of adventure...
#283
I agree absolutely. I have made my retarded posts in the past, and probably still do.

The solution? Well this site was originally built for OBE discussions and related stuff. Now it's grown into a playground for the Ki Krowd, semi-literate idiots, and people who just repeat eachother. Then there's the Philosopher's Group, who sit on their asses contemplating the ways of the Astral and the Universe, without so much as even projection exit symptoms under their belts.

I say "GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES AND PROJECT ALREADY!!!" because the original intent of the forum was to answer questions and give help. Now questions and most answers are repeated, and people generally waste their time, and ki people pollute an astral development area.

Very good post.

~FT
#284
According to Bruce in many of his works, if you were a total HARDOUT then you could see a chakra as a swirling wheel of amazing coloured light, possibly even many colours in one chakra. But usually a dominant colour for the specific chakra. As far as I know, the faint, swirling blue wheel of light is as close as he's gotten.

Besides, who needs to know what those things look like when you've got NEW!

~FT
#285
In Astral Dynamics it gives a piece of NEW that is not given on the Internet, that of stimulating the primary energy centers.

First off, you should have been doing NEW for at least 3 months, else you will risk emotional, spiritual and psychic inbalance, a VERY unpleasant experience. Very much likened to PMS(no offense [:P])

With that caution, I shall continue.

The basics of it is, to raise energy to your base center, then use that energy to stir, brush (in many different directions) and tear the chakra's area. Then raise it up to the next level up, skipping past the genitalia as just simply sponging past it will be enough.

The areas you should spend time on are the base, navel (very large actions), solar plexus, heart, throat, brow, and crown (very large actions). Skip the genital center, just sponge past it.

ALWAYS start with doing your base chakrah, as it supplies the energy to the higher ones. For example, while working on a higher chakra, sponge (raise) energy from your legs to the base, then up the line of chakras to the desired area.

More info given in Astral Dynamics, I don't want to give away too much, for fear of a law suit!

~FT
#286
If you ever do use audio assistance, I highly recommend you try to do it by yourself after a while. Relying too much on tapes and mp3s can be very bad for you. You get used to it so much that you can't even get close without the music.

Anyways, from what I understand, vibrations come from having a high amount of energy in your energy body, whilst the primary chakras (for some reason the brow center is a very good point) activated to some extent. Also, relaxation is one of the biggest keys that unlocks the door to projection. YOU MUST LEARN TO RELAX!!! Inducing trance, having lots of energy and developed energy centers seems to be the key.

Projection technique should really be used when the vibrations start. Or at least that's what I'm supposing here, most cases I read the vibrations start and then the technique exerts the final pressures needed to get the projected double's butt out of your body.

Later
~FT
#287
Welcome to Astral Chat! / SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
November 04, 2003, 16:12:05
Sex allows a male to feel more intimate towards a female, and usually vice versa for the female to the male. Sorry for sounding scientific [:)]

Anyways, I believe that there is way too much sex in society today. There are even magazines and websites that teach kids how to kiss with tongues. Oh yeah, you're cool, let's spread diseases.

Face it, people are sheepish retards, and teens doubly so. I am one, I know. And it is thought a cool idea to have any kind of dabbling with sex. The only way I see it is that eventually they'll screw up bad and it could end up with them cleaning out the gene pool, if you know what I mean.

Not enough Safe Sex talks? I say too much sex. Period.
#288
Welcome to Astral Chat! / Free Will, or is it ?
November 03, 2003, 00:52:07
The question is not really a matter of God and Man's wills, for they are either one in the same thing, as we are born of God, or htey are conflicting.

The real question that should be asked is, "is free will real at all?"

You see, if we are as Mr Darwin and the rest of bungaloo science land says we are, nothing but chemicals that is, then everything we do is governed by chemical impulses. Our brain fires off shocks and our body obeys. Why? Because we choose to? Science say no, yet most of us would probably disagree. I would rather see the brain as something that registers commands from the mind, rather than the origin.

Take a MRI scan of a brain. Music is played, and certain parts of the brain light up. Those brains didn't exactly choose to light up now did they? They just did. Registering the liking or disliking of the music. So there poses my own personal "proof" for my belief that hte mind is seperate from the brain.

But back to will. If we are, in fact, multidimensional beings, as I myself thoroughly believe, then the question lies in whether or not this has all been preordained, set by God before or now or later(!?), or simply if free will is nothing but an illusion. I mean, how do we know we are not reliving an experience? Exactly, we don't.

But here's the thing, it probably hurts your head reading through all of this. So why bother? Go train yourself for projection, or else you'll never get out!

~FT
#289
This topic is fascinating, but...


LEARN TO SPELL

~FT
#290
Or maybe just getting him arrested?

Why the hell do the girls get away with it if a guy harrasses them. There's even a movie about a guy who got raped by a woman, and several SVU/CSI/other-crime-shows episodes about it.

Aren't we all supposed to be equal?

But I gotta admit, that IS funny!

~FT
#291
What causes us to loose awareness eh?

Maybe bad spelling?


T_T

~FT
#292
1st page of this topic and I was already annoyed.

Apparantly in Golden Dawn they don't teach spelling now do they?

~FT
#293
Okay, let us see WHY it is so necessary beavis...

First off, notice what happens in your mind when you read. That's right, internal dialogue. It recites it back to you in a voice that you give to the person who wrote it, or the person who is speaking in a story.

Now, as sun as u strt 2 tlk lik dis, that internal dialogue gives you the voice of a retard. It's usually stupid bimboes who talk like this to me, so I always seem to have the image of a materialistic B*TCH in mind when a girl talks to me like that. Not a very nice first impression. And as you know, first impressions are VERY important.

I mean, do you want to look respectable to a rich crowd by wearing sleezy or even homeless-people clothes? Same's with typing. If you want to be taken seriously, present yourself as at least a decently literate person, not some protard who will never be taken seriously, simply because of his typing.

Look at those ki sites. More than half of them have the spelling of 4 year olds, and their grammar is even worse. Sure, there could be some kids who really want to make a difference, but will they be taken seriously? No.

You think Robert Monroe and Robert Bruce would be so renowned for their research if dey talkd like dis? Don't think so.

~FT
#294
Great post. Learn some english for christ's sake.

Oh and, how the hell can people take you seriously if you can't spell or use grammar properly?

I mean, how many retarded girls have you met online who talk like that, and they end up being materialistic bimboes with no other purpose in life other than to screw boys and be popular.

I agree with Squeek. Enough is ENOUGH!! This is a site about astral things, metaphysical things, etc., not f*ggin "i'm a pyro look at me i'm so cool cuz i cant spel"

First the ki krowd, now this.

The Astral Pulse is tainted...

~FT
#295
Well first off we need to step back and not let our tempers get a hold of us...

Secondly, see if you can sign up for a martial arts or self-defense class somewhere, or if anybody you know does it, ask them to teach you some stuff. That way if anybody assaults you, then you can survive to tell the tale to the cops.

If they all smoke pot, why don't you bust them anyways? I mean I know there must be some problems in the way...but I can't really see them...

Hope that helps.

~FT
#296
Pah, you use the word "if" too much. Try WHEN it happens. I'll see WHEN it happens. I will see WHEN it works.

Do you TRULY have faith in yourself? Seems like you still doubt your own ability.

If you have true faith, anything can become possible. Even a crazy kid's "ki blast" can be possible, although it would be a LONG LONG LONG LOOOOOOOOOOONG time before the hormone crazed idiot would be able to hurt bullies with it.

Just have a little faith...
#297
kenshinhan for somebody who seems to be so obsessed with ki, I am surprised that you do not know anything about the chakras. Chakras are perhaps the one truth that stands out in 100% accuracy from any ki websites out there, even the ones people have dubbed "okay" such as veritasonline.net, which still provides shady info.

Chakras...well let's see.

First off it's sanskrit for wheel or disk, which I am sure a lot of people have read a billion times over by now. If not you should! Anyways, there are 7 or possibly even 8 major ones, each in line with your spine and going up your body. Each has it's own function in energy terms and basically if you want to make them stronger or better functioning, do it in a balanced way. It is not good to tamper too much with one and leave the rest hindered.

That being said, don't be an idiot with them. The other chakras, of which there are more than 300 of, create the energy pathways you ki people call "meridians."

You'd be surprised how many things you actually learn when you do a little research, kenshinhan.
#298
Welcome to Astral Chat! / SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
October 22, 2003, 01:32:06
Something said on page 2 just made me realise why I have been lamenting my relationship with my ex for so long.

It was something about spiritual damage being done if you share too much of your Self or Spirit or whatever. Basically meaning that if you think you love somebody (infatuation) and have sex with them than it can deal a lot of damage because the "love" simply was not true.

Precisely what happened to me. In fact, I can never trust myself or another girl in a relationship for a long time.

Moving on, I honestly don't think that a lot of you people have a lot of insight into the "subsociety" of teens. I am one. I live in this sheeplike gangle of hormone crazed idiots almost every day. The reason girls have condoms in their wallets but not the guys? Because the girls are hornier than the guys half the time. I just want to get on with my life, build a future. They just want to go around screwing people.

It may surprise you to know this, but women would want to have sex just as much as the average man. And an average man is not a horny bastard with no respect for women. That just happens to be the man that a lot of (stupid) women go for and then complain and whine about for hours on end afterwards. Vice Versa for the men. They go for skanks, they complain about skanks. Stereotypes = the stupids.

For some reason, a lot of girls I know think that they have to lose their virginity to become a woman. Well, if in ancient tribes and even today, a boy became a man when he matured...that is, he became wise, learned to hunt, learned to think on the spot, and learned to fight...then why not women? Of course, most women would not want to learn how to hunt or fight these days...what's the point? But the maturity and wisdom remain a prime factor. I don't see anybody becoming another Dalai Llama or Jesus after humping somebody for the first time now do I.

I'm not sure if anything I just said had a point. Tends to happen when I write stuff for a while.

Later
~FT
#299
Corvette is, in a way, absolutely right. IGNORE IT. Thoughts are thoughts. I think, therefore I am. So, if I tried to stop thinking...would I cease to exist?

Okay, enough of the rhetorical questions. The simple truth is, you can NOT shut up your thoughts. It is NOT possible. You can fine tune them and make things such as the internal dialogue become silenced, while other thought streams get more attention.

The trick is not to actually try and shut up any part of your thoughts or your mind. If random things happen, let them be random. Just don't give it any energy. That includes trying to shut it up.

Ever had one of those pushy little twerps hang around you because they want to date you? Every single time you tell them to phack off they think you're playing "hard to get" (the logic of some women...O_o) and will not lay off. The same goes for thoughts. Think of it as that little annoying girl who will NOT go away. Just don't give any energy or attention to it whatsoever, no matter how much the dweeb gossips and lies about you two being together....O_o

Thoughts, like everything else, have energy. So, no energy = no point to continue. Energy flows to where attention is. So, no attention = no energy = no thoughts.

All this crazy crap about "entering the silence" is actually really difficult and I don't think it is very productive towards any goal such as lucid dreaming or OBE.

My two cents
~FT
#300
Try thinking of the symbolism of the dream...even nightmares could hold a meaning.

But then again maybe it was just meant to scare you for no apparant reason whatsoever [:D]

~FT