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[OOf James... that's quite the conundrum of a question to be asked [:O]I have no idea what I would say if the same happened to me.... Take your time [8D]~Squeek]

OOf James... that's quite the conundrum of a question to be asked [:O]

I have no idea what I would say if the same happened to me....  Take your time [8D]

~Squeek

[EnderWiggen - Possibly the greatest website I have ever seen! Home Star Runner is genius at work. Here's the layout for ya non-HSR'sStrong Bad - The main attraction to the website. People send Strong Bad some emails, and every Monday he reads one and replies to it. Just watch any one of them and you will die laughing. I'd recommend "Dragon", "Crazy Cartoon", "Stunt Double", or "Japanese Cartoon".Strong Sad - SB's brother. He's always sad.Strong Mad - SB's other brother. He's always mad.The Cheat - SB's friend. They cause comical mayhem together.HomeStar Runner - SB's punching bag of a guy. He has no arms, but I think they're just invisible. He's annoying.Those are the MAIN characters...there are alot more. like Bubs, Marzipan, The poopsmith, Pom Pom, The King...One of the best part of toons section that Ender posted is called "Teen Girl Squad"! I'd recommend all 3 to be viewed, starting with 1.~Squeek]

EnderWiggen - Possibly the greatest website I have ever seen!  Home Star Runner is genius at work.  Here's the layout for ya non-HSR's

Strong Bad - The main attraction to the website.  People send Strong Bad some emails, and every Monday he reads one and replies to it.  Just watch any one of them and you will die laughing.  I'd recommend "Dragon", "Crazy Cartoon", "Stunt Double", or "Japanese Cartoon".

Strong Sad - SB's brother. He's always sad.

Strong Mad - SB's other brother.  He's always mad.

The Cheat - SB's friend.  They cause comical mayhem together.

HomeStar Runner - SB's punching bag of a guy.  He has no arms, but I think they're just invisible.  He's annoying.

Those are the MAIN characters...there are alot more.  like Bubs, Marzipan, The poopsmith, Pom Pom, The King...

One of the best part of toons section that Ender posted is called "Teen Girl Squad"!  I'd recommend all 3 to be viewed, starting with 1.

~Squeek

[LOL Ender.... You know that /me works too...right?/nick Squeek[previously_tagged]<Squeek[previously_tagged] now you can't tag me ~Squeek[previously_tagged]]

LOL Ender.... You know that /me works too...right?

/nick Squeek[previously_tagged]

<Squeek[previously_tagged] now you can't tag me

~Squeek[previously_tagged]

[WOW... I expected it to be about 30ish, as alot of programs are... 7 megs will only take me an hour...I'm gonna download it tomorrow, Thanks!~Squeek]

WOW... I expected it to be about 30ish, as alot of programs are... 7 megs will only take me an hour...

I'm gonna download it tomorrow, Thanks!

~Squeek

[Ok... you will wonder why this is so funny... but trust me, this is brilliance.http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.phpWow. No words to describe this. Just watch it and literall roll on the floor laughing or stand there perplexed as to what you just witnessed.~Squeek]

Ok... you will wonder why this is so funny... but trust me, this is brilliance.

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php

Wow.  No words to describe this.  Just watch it and literall roll on the floor laughing or stand there perplexed as to what you just witnessed.

~Squeek

[Thanks again Nick...and I see you're getting the posts elsewhere too... I wish I could help ya []All in a day's work eh? []~Squeek]

Thanks again Nick...and I see you're getting the posts elsewhere too... I wish I could help ya []

All in a day's work eh?  []

~Squeek

[How big is this application? Couple of megs..or like 30-50...I'm on the slowest 56k modem in the world (the phone line can only handle 28.8 max)...so downloading is extremely difficult on my computer. I have a FAST computer on a s-l-o-w internet... it's not a good mix.Thanks in advance []~Squeek]

How big is this application?  Couple of megs..or like 30-50...

I'm on the slowest 56k modem in the world (the phone line can only handle 28.8 max)...so downloading is extremely difficult on my computer.  I have a FAST computer on a s-l-o-w internet... it's not a good mix.

Thanks in advance []

~Squeek

[Thank you sooo much Nick! []Is there a way to prevent any more from getting a chance to make an account? Also are you guys going to go through and delete all his posts as well?[8D]Thanks for handling the situation! [|)]~Squeek]

Thank you sooo much Nick!  []

Is there a way to prevent any more from getting a chance to make an account?  Also are you guys going to go through and delete all his posts as well?[8D]

Thanks for handling the situation! [|)]

~Squeek

[Heh, yea it is Nayru, did you PM F_T? It's in the rules... I hope you did.IF you didn't I can always bail you out... He's on MSN from time to time. I wanna see this game take up like 50 pages. COME ON!!!~Squeek]

Heh, yea it is

Nayru, did you PM F_T?  It's in the rules...  I hope you did.

IF you didn't I can always bail you out... He's on MSN from time to time.  

I wanna see this game take up like 50 pages.  COME ON!!!

~Squeek

[AND SO 14 DAYS LATER....Squeek attains his 900th post. All rejoice, then all feel the sudden need to look towards the future and gaze in awe of the fact thatI will soon have 1,000 posts!Took me exactly 2 weeks to get 100 posts... at this rate, it'll be there before October. I want to get 1,500 on my anniversary ~Squeek (99 more posts on the wall, 99 more poooooosts...)]

AND SO 14 DAYS LATER....

Squeek attains his 900th post.  All rejoice, then all feel the sudden need to look towards the future and gaze in awe of the fact that

I will soon have 1,000 posts!

Took me exactly 2 weeks to get 100 posts... at this rate, it'll be there before October.  I want to get 1,500 on my anniversary

~Squeek (99 more posts on the wall, 99 more poooooosts...)

[I think some form of action has been taken, as the posts just all of the sudden stopped at 102. We'd have to ask a moderator to verify, but I'm sure something has taken place.~SqueekPS - POST #900!! [8D]]

I think some form of action has been taken, as the posts just all of the sudden stopped at 102.  We'd have to ask a moderator to verify, but I'm sure something has taken place.

~Squeek

PS - POST #900!!  [8D]

[Either way, he's an annoying little critter that needs to be stopped. He's at like 70 posts in one day now.I've been checking out his other topics, and somehow he reminds me of kibeginnersnightmare... his topic is something stupid like "tell me you orb color" and the topic sentences are like "topic" or "hello" or something stupid like that. Delete this issue soon or something... he's flooding the entire forums now.~Squeek]

Either way, he's an annoying little critter that needs to be stopped.  He's at like 70 posts in one day now.

I've been checking out his other topics, and somehow he reminds me of kibeginnersnightmare... his topic is something stupid like "tell me you orb color" and the topic sentences are like "topic" or "hello" or something stupid like that.  

Delete this issue soon or something... he's flooding the entire forums now.

~Squeek

[Well, my old topic rises up again. But this time... I need YOUR help! Somehow, these 4 awesome signatures have become outdated. I've been hearing some of the most brilliant ideas for signatures...so I figured I'd share them with you!!![Professer] Frink are you mad?!?! Put down that science pole!PI IS EXACTLY THREE! *gasp* Sorry I had to resort to that, but I need your attention...I wanna live in another place where noone can say that I live for them... I wanna be in the energy, not with the enemy, a place for my head" ~ Linkin Park - EsaùlThe problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..<+Christin1> how do i do that<Raize> can you guys see what I type? <vecna> no, raize <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs<cristobal> and heat up the door knob<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.Ok most of those are from a website. But they're still funny. Just vote on which one I should use. And if you want to vote for me keeping the ones I have right now, you can do that too. Also, you can just tell me which one should be replaced with which one. OR you could read the post and just ignore me completely. That works too.Banzai again - PLACE BETS NOW!!! BET BET BET!!!~Squeek]

Well, my old topic rises up again.  But this time... I need YOUR help!  

Somehow, these 4 awesome signatures have become outdated.  I've been hearing some of the most brilliant ideas for signatures...so I figured I'd share them with you!!!

• [Professer] Frink are you mad?!?!  Put down that science pole!



• PI IS EXACTLY THREE!  *gasp*  Sorry I had to resort to that, but I need your attention...



• I wanna live in another place where noone can say that I live for them... I wanna be in the energy, not with the enemy, a place for my head" ~ Linkin Park - Esaùl



• The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?



• <+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
  <+Christin1> how do i do that



• <Raize> can you guys see what I type?
  <vecna> no, raize
  <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?



• <reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
  <reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
  <cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
  <cristobal> and heat up the door knob
  <cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
  <cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....



• <Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic



• <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

Ok most of those are from a website.  But they're still funny.  Just vote on which one I should use.  And if you want to vote for me keeping the ones I have right now, you can do that too.  Also, you can just tell me which one should be replaced with which one.  OR you could read the post and just ignore me completely.  That works too.

Banzai again - PLACE BETS NOW!!! BET BET BET!!!

~Squeek

[Well there's your conclusive evidence. So as I said in the other topic, I hope that action is taken soon to rid the bot from here. quote:Posted - 13 September 2003 : 21:59:11-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You people sould not keep going to the astral world trust mePosted - 13 September 2003 : 20:28:47-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You people sould not keep going to the astral world trust me~Squeek]

Well there's your conclusive evidence.  So as I said in the other topic, I hope that action is taken soon to rid the bot from here.

quote:Posted - 13 September 2003 : 21:59:11
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You people sould not keep going to the astral world trust me

Posted - 13 September 2003 : 20:28:47
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You people sould not keep going to the astral world trust me

~Squeek

[Well I think that verifies what is being said in another topic. I can plainly see now that Xvirus is a bot. I hope the moderators can verify this for themselves and take proper action.~SqueekPs - other topic - http://www.astralpulse.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=7293]

Well I think that verifies what is being said in another topic.  I can plainly see now that Xvirus is a bot.  I hope the moderators can verify this for themselves and take proper action.

~Squeek

Ps - other topic - http://www.astralpulse.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=7293

[I never have...so why shouldn't I? Is it bad there? I don't know these things... hopefully an experienced person like yourself can tell me, right?I mean what's it like there? Is it fun? What can you do? I need the info!</sarcasm></html>~Squeek]

I never have...so why shouldn't I?  Is it bad there?  I don't know these things... hopefully an experienced person like yourself can tell me, right?

I mean what's it like there? Is it fun? What can you do?  I need the info!

</sarcasm></html>

~Squeek

[I don't think XVirus is real. I think he's just a figment of our imagination. You're all crazy to think that such a character exists.See how easy it is? Quite.~Squeek]

I don't think XVirus is real.  I think he's just a figment of our imagination.  You're all crazy to think that such a character exists.

See how easy it is?  Quite.

~Squeek

[Peaceful - I love that scene in the demo video There are these spider-looking creatures... They have 4 legs, and it's near impossible to see them in the picture. The guy playing whips out his gravity gun. This gun will pull objects to the gun, then reverse the polarity to fire them at the enemy.So the guy turns around to a sign and pulls off the letter F. He flings it at the enemy. He turns around and grabs the U. He fires that one at the enemy. Get the joke? []My friend told me this game isn't delayed at all, and that was a rumor. In which case, it's only 2-3 weeks away. SOO glad I just got a 19" monitor [8D]The best part of Half-Life 2 is that things are NOT coded to happen. The guy in the video says that about 10% of the game is on a set path. The rest is up to you. That means that monsters, earthquakes, people, everything is random []And the AI has been upped beyond feasible means. The guy in the video gets a table and pushes it in front of the door, then he grabs a jar and puts it on top of the table to weigh it down so the approaching enemy cannot get in. The enemy knocks on the door a ew times, trying to open it, to no avail. Then, he slides over to the window and busts that in. Once inside, he slides away the blockade over the door to allow his friend easy access to the room. That is freakin amazing.~Squeek]

Peaceful - I love that scene in the demo video

There are these spider-looking creatures... They have 4 legs, and it's near impossible to see them in the picture.  The guy playing whips out his gravity gun.  This gun will pull objects to the gun, then reverse the polarity to fire them at the enemy.

So the guy turns around to a sign and pulls off the letter F.  He flings it at the enemy.  He turns around and grabs the U. He fires that one at the enemy.  Get the joke? []

My friend told me this game isn't delayed at all, and that was a rumor.  In which case, it's only 2-3 weeks away.  SOO glad I just got a 19" monitor [8D]

The best part of Half-Life 2 is that things are NOT coded to happen.  The guy in the video says that about 10% of the game is on a set path.  The rest is up to you.  That means that monsters, earthquakes, people, everything is random []

And the AI has been upped beyond feasible means.  The guy in the video gets a table and pushes it in front of the door, then he grabs a jar and puts it on top of the table to weigh it down so the approaching enemy cannot get in.  The enemy knocks on the door a ew times, trying to open it, to no avail.  Then, he slides over to the window and busts that in.  Once inside, he slides away the blockade over the door to allow his friend easy access to the room.  That is freakin amazing.

~Squeek

[Maybe you should consider actually typing meaningful sentences, all contained within one post for a change. Instead of the 3 posts with single lines, how about one, with 3 lines... It's quite the idea. Perhaps you should try it.~Squeek]

Maybe you should consider actually typing meaningful sentences, all contained within one post for a change.  Instead of the 3 posts with single lines, how about one, with 3 lines...  It's quite the idea.  Perhaps you should try it.

~Squeek

[My hobby is this site. This is my free time. I rarely do anything else. Sure, you can call me lazy, I call it fun! [8D]My other hobby is music. Not playing music...just music. I combine this with the internet hobby, and I get a supreme mix. Especially my techno music. r0x0r5 7h3 b0x0r5.~Squeek]

My hobby is this site.  This is my free time.  I rarely do anything else.  Sure, you can call me lazy, I call it fun! [8D]

My other hobby is music.  Not playing music...just music.  I combine this with the internet hobby, and I get a supreme mix.  Especially my techno music.  r0x0r5 7h3 b0x0r5.

~Squeek

[Of course it isn't nice. This is the way you get a reaction when you post a topic against what almost everybody here takes as fact. What did you honestly expect with a topic named "I don't mean to sound rude"? That just gives it away I know you're just getting facts, but don't base opinions without them.~Squeek]

Of course it isn't nice.  This is the way you get a reaction when you post a topic against what almost everybody here takes as fact.  What did you honestly expect with a topic named "I don't mean to sound rude"?  That just gives it away

I know you're just getting facts, but don't base opinions without them.

~Squeek

[Look I haven't even had one and I know it's real.I mean I'd heard of people having out-of-body-experiences when I was SIX! At that point I had no idea you could induce your own for fun, but I knew they were real actual occurences.What's hard to beleive about it?~Squeek]

Look I haven't even had one and I know it's real.

I mean I'd heard of people having out-of-body-experiences when I was SIX!  At that point I had no idea you could induce your own for fun, but I knew they were real actual occurences.

What's hard to beleive about it?

~Squeek

[WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAI had NO idea for like... HALF the people here. That's like...Gaaaaah... No longer should I assume that everyone here is in high school or college...or fresh out of college...whatever.Man. Wow. Sheesh.~Squeek([xx(])]

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA

I had NO idea for like... HALF the people here.  That's like...

Gaaaaah...  No longer should I assume that everyone here is in high school or college...or fresh out of college...whatever.

Man.  Wow.  Sheesh.

~Squeek([xx(])

[Ugh I've said this like way too many times, and I cannot believe I'm gonna say it AGAIN.Well now Foas and neo. Two kids set on being the strongest in the universe. Maybe you should fight each other...maybe I can set it up FOR you... in, what I like to call...UN-Spelling Bee 2003!!!Let's take a look at the combatants. In this corner, wearing the blue trunks, the man of typos himself... FOAS!!! quote:YOur are right my friend war is nearOoh some strong opening words from Foas! Now... in this corner, wearing the red trunks, the one, the only, NEO!!! quote: i have been acting weird lately coz my posts have become very agressive normally i would never brag about my strenth but i did on a postTalk about a run-on sentence! Let's keep it for the real fight..Round One... FIGHT! quote:But no mortal man can fight this war this war is not of Normal man, No ki bull s**t liek that, This war is going to be from the earth on our earth not just of aliens, but of a war that was once long ago, I know you all feel this coming, Our power the rise everyday, Even wicca people cannot read me cuss they know my ower is overwelming and this is no lie, I ant strong yet but we will bes trong ad we will remeber this war, And we will win it for this is a war that is the mos timportent thing in exist for if we loose everything is doomed! Now com on you knw you feel this jsut understand dont be affriand cuss i have the strongest dought that we will fall, For we have never fallan in our ways!Oh crap that's gotta hurt Neo quite alot! Let's see how he replies! quote:i told the secrets of my training and i told how powerful i am. i have felt scaray things around lately but have seen no black orbs. maybe the spirits are effecting my judgement. i prey i dont do anythin dangerous at school.Not as many words, but PLENTY of errors! Let's take a look at the totals!Most Mispelled Words / Grammatical Errors!Foas . | . Neo31/147 | 13/43And the worst speller IS....NEO! With over 30% errors in his post beyond the opening words, Neo beats Foas by 9% What a close match! Let's hope for a rematch in the future.You should be glad that I was lenient on a few errors. If I were a real english teacher, I might have killed you.Don't take this as offensive, take it as a lesson. You never know when you'll be secretly entered into another fake un-spelling bee.~Squeek]

Ugh I've said this like way too many times, and I cannot believe I'm gonna say it AGAIN.

Well now Foas and neo.  Two kids set on being the strongest in the universe.  Maybe you should fight each other...maybe I can set it up FOR you... in, what I like to call...

UN-Spelling Bee 2003!!!

Let's take a look at the combatants.  In this corner, wearing the blue trunks, the man of typos himself... FOAS!!!

quote:YOur are right my friend war is near

Ooh some strong opening words from Foas!  Now... in this corner, wearing the red trunks, the one, the only, NEO!!!

quote: i have been acting weird lately coz my posts have become very agressive normally i would never brag about my strenth but i did on a post

Talk about a run-on sentence!  Let's keep it for the real fight..

Round One... FIGHT!

quote:But no mortal man can fight this war this war is not of Normal man, No ki bull s**t liek that, This war is going to be from the earth on our earth not just of aliens, but of a war that was once long ago, I know you all feel this coming, Our power the rise everyday, Even wicca people cannot read me cuss they know my ower is overwelming and this is no lie, I ant strong yet but we will bes trong ad we will remeber this war, And we will win it for this is a war that is the mos timportent thing in exist for if we loose everything is doomed! Now com on you knw you feel this jsut understand dont be affriand cuss i have the strongest dought that we will fall, For we have never fallan in our ways!

Oh crap that's gotta hurt Neo quite alot! Let's see how he replies!

quote:i told the secrets of my training and i told how powerful i am. i have felt scaray things around lately but have seen no black orbs. maybe the spirits are effecting my judgement. i prey i dont do anythin dangerous at school.

Not as many words, but PLENTY of errors!  Let's take a look at the totals!

Most Mispelled Words / Grammatical Errors!
Foas . | . Neo
31/147 | 13/43

And the worst speller IS....

NEO!  With over 30% errors in his post beyond the opening words, Neo beats Foas by 9%

What a close match!  Let's hope for a rematch in the future.

You should be glad that I was lenient on a few errors.  If I were a real english teacher, I might have killed you.

Don't take this as offensive, take it as a lesson.  You never know when you'll be secretly entered into another fake un-spelling bee.

~Squeek

[17.And a Senior in high school! [8D]~Squeek]

17.

And a Senior in high school! [8D]

~Squeek