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#401
How's this for something to cry over - there's no cookies left [:(].

Poor me...oh well my endless snacking shall continue elsewhere...

*gazes at cardboard...* ....mmm...chocolate[B)]

Oop! Look at the time. Sleepy time now.

Night
-FT
#402
Welcome to Astral Chat! / Sex with Water!
June 09, 2003, 03:25:24
Uhh just a question...Is it possible to develop a fetish for spirits? I mean, fetish for water? Perhaps - but I think you might be gettin a lil' obsessed[:P].

Be careful with the tantric sex thing - incubi aren't nice spirits, although they make you think so[;)]

Later
-FT
#403
Practice, sure. But every day?!?![B)]

But I'm a master procrastinator - such a challenge!

Meh, I'll do it tomorrow[:P]

Nice job 13, especially the mental masturbation bit LOL. That was so true. I mean if I wanted to I could tell some 11 year old I could make my hair go frizzy purple and pull popcorn out of my butt and the idiot would still believe me.
N.B. - I ain't saying 11 year olds are dumb, just the ki dweebs are gullible.

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-FT
#404
Welcome to Astral Chat! / Religious Dogma
June 09, 2003, 03:15:38
Thanks for that oreo...mmm...oreos...*goes off and raids the fridge[^]*

Much wisdom there - it's so true.

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-FT
#405
Psionic beliefs don't interest many. They are way too materialistic and most "psions" out there explain things with science way too much. I personally believe that all energies in the universe aren't "byproducts" of anything - energy isn't really created or destroyed, is it? Usually energy is transferred and transformed.

Ki is the exact opposite. They put too much faith into what they do. Not that that is a bad thing - but their faith extends too much and they get fooled by morons running around pretending to be Goku.

Actually, this forum has good posts. It says energy development and that's exactly what it is for. But of course there are many who come here (including me at one stage) who thought it was a place for developing ki/psi skills.

In the end it doesn't really matter what you believe. We are all using energy in one shape or another. I sort of look into psionics from time to time, but I dislike most psion's attitudes and their explanations for things lack open-mindedness and depth(e.g. Psi is a by-product of when the nerve systems fire. To rephrase that into something open-minded? "Psi is POSSIBLY an energy by-product of when the nerve systems fire." That's what I would like to see more often). But I have used some "psionic" abilities like telekinesis, however that seems to be failing me at this stage.

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-FT
#406
But kakkarot said he left when he hit 1000 posts, now he's got 1100+ I think. Anyways he's got more than 1000, he's just been posting less frequently and elsewhere on the forums.

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-FT
#407
Welcome to Astral Chat! / Sex with Water!
June 08, 2003, 23:42:18
Okay...from the sounds of it you might have had sex with the water spirit, or maybe you were making waves in the bath that made you horny[:P].

And if you don't know what sex feels like - I'm guessing you must be in the teens, particularly the lower teens I'm guessing because you don't seem to be describing much of what you did (not that I'm saying many people want to hear it[B)])

Well whatever man - sounds wierd to me.[xx(]

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-FT
#408
Welcome to Metaphysics! / I WANT TO BELIEVE
June 06, 2003, 02:01:53
Just do NEW or some other kind of energy-related DEVELOPMENT. You can't learn to run without walking first.

If you don't believe after the development feelings, then give up. There's no point. You have to decide whether or not you're going to let science blind you or whether you decide that this is your truth. True inspiration and belief comes from within. If you don't believe yourself and try to rely on other people you won't get anywhere. Decide for yourself now or give up.

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-FT
#409
OO! I no a tecc lik dat!! Okay first you must make a ki ball and focus all your ki in it from tan tien then fill it wit psi an dmana and mek it verry strong then kaboom! you shoot it out at a building and watch the big mushroom croud.



Heh I guess it is ironic isn't it panabelle. Perhaps I was ranting about the future??? Oooo mystical[:P].

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-FT
#410
I would personally use a samurai sword of some kind, but swords do get boring. Could you explain what a Bo Staff is? My weapon I guess could be that - just a staff or pole of some kind that I can beat the crap out of things with and also shoot energy with[|)]

But then again I have yet to have my first OBE. I can settle into a light trance most of my meditaton sessions now, I just can't go any deeper than that.

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-FT
#411
Actually I'm 14 now and started energy training when I was 13. And I also followed under those DBZ sites for a while, but I learnt better before my 14th birthday[:P].

I would have to say that most of those guys don't act like 13 year olds, more rather like 10 year olds. A lot of them aren't even mature enough to be given a ~teen age.

And about otaku's, I am sort of one but I don't exactly like DBZ. Yeah I'm into anime and games and computers and stuff, but I'm not obsessive and I don't like DBZ.

But MysticKi, those are words of wisdom. I bet nobody here could've settled it any better.

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-FT
#412
I sort of believe but then again I sort of don't.

There is a higher power, sure, but I don't think that any single religion in this world has the full picture of what that power or powers are.

Most religions probably don't have a foggy clue, they just present these images of Gods and things like that to depict morals.

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-FT
#413
Weee!! Teddy bears for everyone!![:P]

And this reminds me

size=6]Kids - Don't Do DRUGS!!![/size=6]
#414
Noxerus - perhaps the Monroe focus levels aren't meant to be translated into the eastern planes...could that be why it's taking you so long? And could that also be why you are having such trouble working it out?

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-FT
#415
LOL!!

Well this has been a good convo... got rid of some pent up rage I had and I've really learnt something from it - I think [:P].

Laters all
-FT
#416
I no exactly wat to do. Okay you all have to lern my teck okay? It goes lik this:

Step 1
Make a ki ball
Step 2
Focus Psi into it
Step 3
Focus Mana into it
Step 4
Shoot the ki/mana/psi ball a la ki blast (also known as kamehameha)
Step 5
as you shoot it use the light energy to enhance it to Holy power levels, this enhances it agenst eval people like the giant teddy bear of 2012!!

You should start practesing this teck as soon as you can becuz it is very important to save teh world and will help you go super saiyan.

Later
-FT
#417
Just don't jump off a cliff or nothin crazy man. Peoples was jokin!!

[B)]

Well I gotta head out now. Sleepy times for Fatteh...*yawns* g'nite everyone.

-FT
#418
Ahh.. A beginning member that doesn't ask for jing blast lessons. At long last, a worthy student [:)].

Well you're only limited by your own imagination buddy. Think outside the square. Do the NEW full body circuits while you're watching TV, on the computer, talking with friends, whatever. It only takes a small bit of focus to do.

If you are in the earlier stages, however, just set yourself a little bit of time before you go to bed and after you wake up or something to do a little bit of development work.

You can set aside meditation days if you're doing a schedule.

Another thing for schedules is physical exercise - that seems to get my energies flowing. In the holidays I am planning to run down to the park on the other side of the bridge and do some meditation in the bushes there.

For even more variety, try altering the areas where you practice your meditation and energetic development. Sometimes you could get different results from meditating/developing in your room than you would in the park.

The NEW system as mentioned in Astral Dynamics is really easy to incorporate into daily life. You don't really have to set aside any time for it unless you really feel the need to.

As for meditation and things like that during practice times just alter what you do before you practise, what times you practise, and of course where you practise.

If you really want to make a difference then all I can suggest to you is keep at it and do the body circuits as much as you can. If you're dedicated you might even set aside times of the day where you lie in bed and just raise energy.

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-FT
#419
Bah. All this thinking is hurting my head. Not another pack of painkillers to go through...

Didn't mean to sound rude, sorry.

Thinking about the meaning of life could quite possible distract you from fulfilling it. Maybe the huge MEANING OF LIFE thing is just to be who you are and damn well enjoy it[:D]. Moping around wondering what it is could prove useless - maybe there is no meaning. Life is just...life...it's just there...Because there had to be some form of life before our lives were created so what was the meaning of that Higher Being's life?? And who created that Higher Being and so forth???? What was the MEANING of God's life??

Hurts my head too much.

I say let's just enjoy what we got now and live life (whatever it's meaning) to the full. If there is a meaning to life, I say it's to discover, learn, be a good person, and to have fun and enjoy things. That's not to say we experience some down-times, but we were meant to learn from those down-times to turn them into good times in the first place [;)].

I'd rather not just sit around meditating on topics that can't really be answered e.g. what is the meaning of life, why do I exist, etc etc.

It just is because it is, and there isn't much else there is to be discovered. Well maybe there is, but the human mind probably won't comprehend it. Unless we all live in a Matrix and are waiting for our minds to be freed [:P].

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-FT
#420
My original idea on the possibility of teleportation would be phasing (of the walking-through-walls kind). But seeing as hardly anybody has done or can explain phasing, I find that theory for teleportation not very good. To cut it short - you phase out, go real fast somewhere, then phase back in.

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-FT

P.S. Thanks JonP[|)]
#421
Nicely put Xehupatl. I usually go on for about half an hour ranting about how stupid and pointless DBZ is to people at my school who try to make me watch it. But that seems to sum it up nicely [|)]

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-FT
#422
None whatsoever. Except for this: I heard that there is a movie coming out soon about remote viewing. Could be worth a look. Oh and I heard there was a movie about some girl named Carrie who gets psychic abilities.

There are lots of animes involving psychic abilities too, but more like superpowers though.

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-FT
#423
Yeah I really should lay off...but seriously sometimes it gets SO far I mean there are still people who ask me how to teleport and blow things up. Yeah maybe in 100 years or so they're "power levels" will get to 6million so they can go ssj level 2 and destroy things like that. Sure. Yeah.

I'm not trying to trash the beliefs of the ones who are really down to earth about it. I'm just sick of all those guys who need a good wake-up call from their DBZ fantasies. I mean DBZ is a TV show. It's DIFFERENT from reality (shock horror). It was made up. Act of fiction. I just don't get it how so many people actually believe that KiMasterSSJwarrior476 can do a KameHameHa, go SSJ 5 or some crap like that and somehow miraculously escape any sort of public attention whatsoever.

I believed in the ki systems for quite a while. 3 months in fact. But after you learn the basics most of the sites just give you fluff. Nothing in the "Advanced Techs" sections of those sites is remotely possible in our lifetimes. And about 2 or 3 of the "Intermediate Techs" could become possible after about a decade or two, but not nearly as powerful as the sites ramble them on to be.



I get the feeling that this post has made me somewhat of a bad guy on the forums now. I may seem to have more of a single-minded attitude these days. But try to understand people, there are just some things that are downright annoying. This forum was meant for energy development, not SSJGohanPiccolo to run around pretending he has superpowers or KiKid2345 asking SSJGohanPiccolo how to do those superpowers which just can't be accomplished in our lifetimes.

I'm sorry for going off at everyone and putting out the "that's crap" idea. I'm just saying "stop being so damned annoying, cause I've answered these questions a billion times!!"

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-FT
#424
Oh I have a tech for teleportetion i have done it before so lisetn up:

Step 1
breathe real deep and focus on the place you want to go to
Step 2
Imagin you are some1 real fast like sonick the hedghog and then see yourself suddenly breaking the speed of sound or light going to that place
Step 3
Repeat step 2 many times. fell urself teleporting
Step 4
It really helps if you have a ki ball at your third eye to help you visualise and focus yi better
Step 5
keep it going until you are there

Any questions? Yes I am a 10 year old I watch DBZ and I can't spell. Yes I got my hands on Tripod and decided to make this site after reading another one. Yes I am making fun of the "DBZers" to some extent. And YES this one of the funniest topics I've seen today. Can't believe you fell for the jumping off the cliff one - how gullible can you GET?!?!?

See ya
-FT
#425
I actually found out somehow that the Demonic War will start in February of 2012, to be precise, February 2nd. And it will end a year later in 2013, on Friday the 13th.

How I know? I guessed, just like every other apocolyptic "prophecy."

The 2012 thing creeps me out, and it seems to be attracting a lot of people to learn how to destroy buildings with energy (LOL). The only thing I'm doing is building up my muscles and just getting better with my energy development. We'll see what happens in 2012, I mean the whole Zeta Prophecy on the pole shift turned out to be bogus.

Later
-FT