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why the hell would a man want to give birth? Just think of where it would come out!   omg, that would hurt a lot more than when women give birth.

I think you would be more likely to get better responses if you posted tihs on AstralDynamics forum, its Robert Bruces own. If anywhere would know it, it woud be there.

if you are french or canadian, please do not take offence at these jokes. That is what they are, joks. No harm is ment and they are ment to be taken in light.

>>>France has neither winter nor summer nor morals.
>>>Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
>>>France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
>>>Mark Twain.
>>>
>>>"I would rather have a German division in front of me
>>>than a French one behind me."
>>>General George S. Patton.
>>>
>>>"Going to war without France is like going deer
>>>hunting without your accordion."
>>>Norman Schwartzkopf.
>>>
>>>"We can stand here like the French, or we can do
>>>something about it."
>>>Marge Simpson
>>>
>>>"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
>>>Jacques Chirac, President of France
>>>"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
>>>Rush Limbaugh,
>>>
>>>"The only time France wants us to go to war is when
>>>the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
>>>Regis Philbin.
>>>
>>>"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and
>>>not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens
>>>of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and
>>>drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
>>>stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses
>>>of whisky I don't know."
>>>P.J O'Rourke (1989).
>>>
>>>"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an
>>>aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to
>>>dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for
>>>it."
>>>John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona.
>>>
>>>"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam
>>>Hussein?
>>>Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and
>>>wears a beret. He is French, people."
>>>Conan O'Brien
>>>
>>>"I don't know why people are surprised that France
>>>won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all,
>>>France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of France
>>>either"
>>>Jay Leno.
>>>
>>>"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it
>>>came marching into Paris under a German flag."
>>>David Letterman
>>>
>>>Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who
>>>lives in Canada.
>>>Ted Nugent.
>>>
>>>War without France would be like ... uh ... World War
>>>II.
>>>
>>>"The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right
>>>now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France.'"
>>>Tom Brokaw.
>>>
>>>"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that
>>>exerted more of its national will fighting against
>>>DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the Nazis?"
>>>Dennis Miller.
>>>
>>>"It is important to remember that the French have
>>>always been there when they needed us."
>>>Alan Kent
>>>
>>>"They've taken their own precautions against
>>>al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is
>>>urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day
>>>supply of mistresses in the house."
>>>Argus Hamilton
>>>
>>>"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle
>>>that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the
>>>description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'" Rep. Roy
>>>Blunt (MO)
>>>
>>>"The French will only agree to go to war when we've
>>>proven we've found truffles in Iraq." Dennis Miller
>>>
>>>Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise
>>>both hands if you
>>>are French.
>>>
>>>Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army
>>>as they entered the
>>>city in WWII?
>>>A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?
>>>
>>>"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend
>>>Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried." Rep. R.
>>>Blount (MO)
>>>
>>>"Do you know it only took Germany three days to
>>>conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was
>>>raining." John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.
>>>
>>>The AP and UPI reported that the French Government
>>>announced after the London bombings that it has raised
>>>its terror alert level from Run to
>>>Hide. The only two higher levels in France are
>>>Surrender and Collaborate. The rise in the alert level
>>>was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed
>>>France's white flag factory, effectively disabling
>>>their military.
>>>
>>>French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
>>>(AP), Paris, March 5, 2003
>>>
>>>The French Government announced today that it is
>>>imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney.
>>>The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks
>>>display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
>>>Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army
>>>garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.

Religion is about faith, plain and simple.

I have a theory, it is kinda weird but it may help.

God created the earth like it says in the bible. He put all the signs of evolution there to test the faith of his followers. By  keeping faith to the end you prove yourself truly worthy of heaven.

I should note, that this is just a theory. I have many diffrent ones and I hardy beleive in any of them. I am not a "christian" my self. But I thought that you might like my threory.

I don't know about this being the #1 fourm out there. I like astral society better. Astral dynamics is also very good, Robert Bruce is my favorite writer, yes I have read practical psychic self defense.

erm, I grew up knowing anything is possible. I have a few theorys.
A, we are all being taken for a ride.
B, this guy was taken for a ride by his "friend."

Did it ever occure to you that your friend may have been pulling your leg? I to beleive that anything is possible, but this is extremley improbable.

Ok, you do that. Have fun sinking into DBZ cult beliefs.

I know someone like you, he can never admit to being anything but 10000% right. He will keep making lies to try and prove his point. im not saying your lieing (althought it is highly possible). There is no such thing as the powers that you see in cartoons. Just like you can not attack someone useing a spell from a D&D book. It is not hte way the universe is designed. and even if it was possible, by the time you reached that level you would be so enlightend that you would not use the powers. and being ticked off does not give you power, it takes them away. to beable to manipulate energy you need to be calm and have your mind clear. DBZ IS NOT REAL!

Lol, I can't beleive how obbsesed you are! yes, ki balls and psi balls are real, but they can not hurt you. They can be vissible to, I have flared them before (a way to prove that chi exists) but all they can be used for is to learn basic energy manipulation. they can not be used as weapons. If you wanna learn how to make psiballs go to psipog.net

I am not preaching any personal beliefs, just a theory(I am full of them). Maby the text means that people who naturally can AP, levitate, control minds, time travel, RV, inflict diseases, and heal are half breads but that doesn't mean that you have to be a half bread to learn how to preform psychic feets?

my sisters birthday is on halloween.

yall seem to have something against christianity, why? many "followers" of christianity don't know anything about it and have corupted it over the years, but you seem to have something against the religion and not the interpritations that people place on it.

I don't. I was reading a book about healing stones and this had some characteristics.

well, looks like we are getting a hurricane now! lol. sungazing is supposed to remove all sickness's from your body.

Welcome, Jesse!

Love your username...LOL...Moogles are so easy to pick on

Jen

its not ment to be like I assassinate moogles, its  ment to be read as if I am a moogle assassin. don't pic on moogles

not to sure, didn't try and flare it. I just kept adding more and more energy to it using NEW.

I don't practice magic, but I can answer 1 and 3

1, anyone can do magic.

3. people can harm you, that's why you set up defenses.

I made my first visable psiball! it was incredibly strong and I practically had to fight to keep my hands from flying apart. after awhile of focusing energy onto it, I saw this white, kinda misty light spinning around between my hands. it wasn't strong enough to cast any light, but it was there alright. I also got the vibes for the first time and delt with a neg (very weak) for the first time.

i think its kinda heavy for its size.

I did some research and I am almost 100% sure that it is Malachite. it describes what I have felt with it perfectly.

well, Floridians to, when we are not getting hit by hurricanes that is!

can anyone tell me what this stone is.

http://www.sungazing.com/

Hi, my name is jesse. I am 15 and a guy. I have been at astral society for awhile and am doing Robert Bruce's Mastering Astral Projection- a 90 day guy to OBE. I am intrested in AP, Psionics, and psychic self defense.