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Dear Astrophysicists,

If I do not recall, let me begin ya'll.  I'm wandering through the desert, Arabian Nights, like I was wearing a shawl.  What I said was not trash, rather I spoke with class.  It was as if I was a Catholic schoolboy on his way to Mass.  You better hurry up, or you'll be last.  I did not mean to harm anybody in anyway, it's just that I have to say what I feel.  It's okay, as long as nobody cries.  I don't mean to yell, I don't mean to shout so that doesn't give you an excuse to scream and pout.  It's like I was doing tilework, trying to clean out the grout.  Why do you have to oppress me as if you were a tyrant?  Isn't the truth blatantly apparent?  If anybody is harmed by what I said, then I'm sorry, I did what I did.  Please, let us begin anew, like the seasons changing - summer red, winter blue.

Yours Truly,
SEOUL MAN.

P.S The above post was from my heart.  I hope you all feel me.  I'm on a mission like I just woke up from hibernation. What a wonderful sensation!  Is it treason to have a reason for being?

Seoul Man-
As a matter of fact, I don't masturbate much. In all my life all I had was wet dreams. Learn to not think you know someone from just a few posts. I learned that lesson before I was 10 years old. I don't care about what you want to become or do, no one here does, just don't go off insulting me when I did nothing wrong, on my own thread. If you don't know how to project, go elsewhere because this is about projecting only. It seems you have a problem in this sexual issue. Calling me little kid means you are desperate to be superior to someone in any way.

Hey shrimp,

You need to learn one of life's most important lessons, R.E.S.P.E.C.T.  Don't you dare be dissing me.   Don't you know that knowledge is free?  I'm teaching you something that your parents never did, about the birds and the bees.  So please, don't even squeeze the topic, just drop it.

As a wise man once said, "Shut your mouth and know your role."  I'm not desperate, I AM superior to you.  I'm older, smarter, wiser, and more good-looking then you will ever be.  I'm just trying to help you out and tell you what your problems are and how you gotta correct them if you wanna succeed.  It's real sad when we see punks thinking they know all that, when in reality they know nothing at all.

Nobody wants to hear that perversion, as I stated earlier.  Nobody cares.  Go confess your sins, because you're shivering in the shins.  Don't be posting that kinda stuff on an astrophysics site or you will never see the light.  Talk to your dad, your grandpa, or your psychiatrist.  Be an optimist, not a pessimist. Stay calm and cool, not distressed.  Life is too short to play silly games, so don't you talk back to me again.

Sincerely,
SEOUL MAN.

Hey everyone,

Thanks for the compliment.  Oh, Brad Pitt?  I don't see what's so good about this old dude.  He doesn't have half the charm of what I got.  Lol, I know for sure women are attracted to him because of his material wealth.  Look at all these hideous, butt-ugly rich motha f*ckas and how many women go chasing after them.


I'm just tired of all the shallow people, I have never met somebody as deep as me.  All my friends and girls I've been with never think like I do.  Well, baby, I got a spiritual, physical, and mental treasure just waiting to be discovered right here.  I'm like a comet in the sky, passing you by, vanishing like the twilight at night.  You've got to hop on the train before it's too late, it's like the chance of a lifetime.  .

By the way, to whatever asked me why I was on this forum...  Let me tell you this, man.  I've come here to learn more about astrophysics not ASStroholes.  Do you feel me?  There's no fear as long as your vision is crystal-clear.

Sincerely,
SEOUL MAN.

Hey DD,

No offense and all, but damn!  This dream you had was like I was at a funeral mourning.  I mean, there's no meaning to this whatsoever, it sounds like you stole this from "The Giver".  You must have been tripping about something, because this don't happen for nothing. You had some kind of chemical imbalance in your brain, mistaking it for the astral plane.  Furthermore, that's just plain out insane.  Moral : Don't do drugs.

Sincerely,
SEOUL MAN.

Hey Lola,

I feel you, baby.  I one day myself want to have a family with that special woman.  I just wanted to give this little boy some advice.  Is he just going to stay in a room his whole life, jacking off to porn magazines?  You gotta interact with people, you gotta experience life. If you don't, that's how these kids grow up and turn into pedophiles and sick f*cks.  Yeah, science ain't bad, but that kind of astrophysics sexual stuff is just freaky.  It just makes me disgusted the way these punk kids act nowadays, you know what I mean?  I can't believe what I've seen - as if the sun blinded me, when I should have worn sunscreen.  Do you feel me, honey?

Sincerely,
SEOUL MAN.

Hey little man,

Aight, this is straight up pre-ejaculation.  You sound like you was possessed, flopping up and down like a fish. Nobody wants to hear that, especially me because I'm eating a sandwich while typing this.  Let me tell you what to stop this freaky sh*t.  First, STOP jacking off because that's most definitely the problem.  I'm 20 now and the last time I got some was Saturday.  I'm trying to find the right woman, so I'm going to have to stop having sex until I find the special one.  I got my first piece of *say what* when I was 17.  I've never had any problems like this because I never jacked off in my entire life.  So, just stop that or you'll grow hair on your palms and turn blind.

Sincerely,
SEOUL MAN.

Hey Ireland,

A lot of sh*t is going down in this crazy world of ours.  Oh man, let's not even start. PUHLEEZ, don't even try to compare to me.    I'm not conceited at all, I'm just blessed.   They say a picture speaks a thousand words.  Well, in person, just looking at me speaks a million words.  It's all or nothing, baby.    Nice to meet you.

Sincerely,
Seoul Man.

TESTING.

Hey, what's up everyone,

Ya'll can call me 'Seoul Man'.     First off, I'm a hot-blooded 20 year old Korean man.  Most scientific studies done by white boys will say this is due to kim chi, but that is just plain-out racist.  Anyway,  I'm beautiful and I got the brains to back it up. I'm repping all my peoples from SEOUL.  I was raised all my life in Cali though, so I'm no geeky FOB.  I've been interested in astrophysics for a long time, since I was like 8 years old.  I had some experiences, don't laugh, but I was flying.  Not cause I was high or something.  I don't puff weed nomore either, but I used to back when I was like 15.  Right now, I'm attending UCLA and majoring in East Asian studies.  In the meanwhile, I do all kinds of stuff.  I'd say I'm unique and different from most guys.  Lol, all I know for sure is I look better than all of them and that's a fact.

Well, now to my love life.  I'm right now officialy TIRED of Korean girls.  I just broke up with one nice lady a month ago.  I've just had it about to here with them, tired of their complaining.  You can say I am the odd scientist of the female species.  I'm always trying to experiment to find that special woman, yet my test results just are inconclusive.  I'm always testing my female subjects in my bedroom which I call my lab.  Sometimes, I'm even putting my life at stake but I realize that I gotta do this.  

My hypothesis so far is this : It doesn't matter how rich you are or how much money you got, all it matters if if you are smoking hot.  You also gotta have a heart and soul. I'm looking for a woman that's like me.  A woman who is soft and gentle, yet strong and bold.  It doesn't matter what color she is, I like all the flavors of the rainbow.  She can be ice cream that is vanilla, chocolate, or in between, I'll eat her up as long as she ain't green.    I'll love you all, whether you be a European, Latina, Middle-Eastern, or African queen.  :redface:

I enjoy reading but prefer writing.  I like composing poetry in my spare time and singing love songs.  I guess I got a soft side to me, too.  Most people don't know this though.  

I also want a woman that is intelligent and interested in astrophysics and the paranormal.  It has always fascinated me and drove me crazy.  So, this is just a little bit of what kind of person I am.  Nice to meet you all and I look forward to discussing this crazy stuff.  Aight, I need to get to bed because it's damn late here.  P.S (Any sexy women that fits my criteria above, do not hesitate to HOLLA at a SEOUL BROTHA.  )

Sincerely,
Seoul Man.