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Ok guys, this guy I know is into magick and all kinds of stuff, and he told his little brother how to do this AP method where you think about what you want to dream about before you go to sleep. Anyways his little brother is in boy scouts with me(ya that's right boyscouts....) and we were on a camping trip and he was describing yhis to me. He also kept freaking out when we went into this big out-doors church that is just a roof and pillars. He said he could see excrement moving around on the ceiling in the corners and stuff, so either, he has like a permenant astral link, or he's schitzophrenic, or schitzophrenia is actually AP while still concious...hmmmm

Hey um, I know there's a lot of guys posting that have messed up backs and stuff, so I don't want any distance healing unless they're all better, but could somebody please fix my eyes... I've worn glasses since the fifth grade, and if I lost them or the got broke in a fight or something, I'd be screwed...um thank you....If you need like a physical description or something e-mail me jacktheninja@yahoo.com  ok thanks....

dude, like that one guy was all talking about Idians having telepathy and sh**...I read this book that says aborigines in austalia still do...whoa....that book did have a lot of questionable material...but whatever...and gues what else I've been doing that one ki thing where you imagine yourself on fire and it empowering you and whatnot...and I made this burger king toy light up just by putting on my chest as I laid down... it kicked butt!

I here voices a lot to... and then I realized it was my tv...cause I was all drifting off into sllep and junk, and I kept hearing a news report...and I was all like WTF?! so I followed the noise and it was coming out of the speakers in my tv...but the tv was off, and when I unplugged it, it went away...I guess the way it's wired lets it transmit radio frequencies at super low volume, cause I could only hear when I'm like meditating or going to sleep....maybe the government is sending me subliminal messages about tomarrows weather...lol

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that was all a speculative theory...of DOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!! buahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha*cough*cough*ha  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

any ways whatever, I'm not sure I agree w/ myself...or perhaps I don't want to beleive that the world could be destroyed...so I don't hmmmm

Tool is the most BAD-butt band in existence guys....so um you should download some of their stuff...it's good

hey you guys that is possible, but you'd kinda need like 80 ppl focusing their energy in one place instead of one.....this guy on ripley's beleive it or not f***ing boiled a cup of water in his hand......he was holding a cup full of water, and in about 20 sec. it was 300 degrees....so you guy's shouldn't shoot down DBZ wanna be's until you KNOW that they're full of it....which is true most of the time....

Hey you guys remember that x files episode where this one guy learned how to get invisable from some crazy guerilla warfare guys in the jungle...and they had to find him with security cameras, cause he wasn't actually invisable but, he was invisable enough.....

anyway...this was like using your energy to create a mass hallucination....there are reports of ninja being very good at this, like one ninja in the 1500's convinced a town full of people that he had just swallowed a cow...and then some guy was all like "he's full of excrement...he's sitting on top of the cow...." and everybody looked at the ninja, and he was on top of the cow...so they were all like "uuuhhhhhh o-k...."and the ninja ecsaped to cloud the minds of his enemies another day.....

I guess this is similar to creating illusions....my friend can do that, it's cool, but he can't turn them off, and he'll get drained and pass out....does anyone know how to cancel an illusion you've created.....?

so uhhhh whatever, you can do it, just practice for like a year...

That noise is coming from every atom of every object in the physical universe. All matter vibrates on a differant frequency, and vibrations produce sound. That's the sound that our plane produces... you actually hear it all the time,but your brain is so used to it you don't notice it. It's like you'd say bugers don't really have a smell, because you smell them all the time, or that air doesn't have a smell or taste...It's like that saying, you don't know what you have until you lose it...you conciousness was in the astral, so when you come back, your bound to appreciate the sound a bit more, you can hear it now, just get in a quiet room and concentrateon the noise.
My friend Julian said if you clear your mind and listen to the sound for like three whole minutes you'll automaticly project in the astral. He read it on a website, I always fall asleep when I do that....but ya, I can hear that stuff all the time....

We are all fools, if you didn't create the universe, then you don't know what is and what isn't....therefore the only logical thing to do is prepare ourselves for all possibilities and wait it out.....does anyone know how to get rid of these damn popup ads??

hehehehehe, the reason you couldn't see the ninjas in mr. Hayes' book is because they wore all black in a low quality black and white photos..... but ninja camoflauge is a useful tool, so useful that, I'm right behind you...lol

Dude! there's another ninja here! sup Mystery Ninja? keeping it stealthy?....lol

What do you mean time is meters? so if you cold become perfectly still at a point in space you wouldn't age or uhhhh......dude what? what's going on? Time cannot be measured with a ruler because it's intangable, but it is percievable...WTF??!?!?!?!?!

please explain guy....

Dude I did this, and the day after I could hear everything in my sleep. I mean I was asleep, and when you hear a noise you wake up right? well I'd just hear the noise, and I'd be like oh that's robert's dog, but I was asleep while I was thinking it....I'm gonna do this for a while and see what else happens.....everybody go get some fireworks too...I'm not a pyro buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAASE?, I could draw you a cool picture, I'm good at that...lol....oh well....guess I'll just save my money for a few years and get laser eye surgery, or learn how to heal myself....pleeeeease? lol
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Hey those guys are dumbasses, the next pole shift is in 2012. It's all about the mayans man,... they said the earth will be destroyed 5 times, and the last ime will be in 2012. Jesus lived ABOUT 2000 years ago, look's like somebody was off by about 12 years....The pole shift totally fucks up everything...our memories are encased in an electro magnetic sphere connected to the subconcious part of our minds, that's why you can remember stuf when you're dead, with no brain... the pole shift erases that for some reason, and all the electromagnetic fields shift around, and the north and south poles relocate, potentially causeing an ice age. Guess what happened last pole shift... floods, all the polar ice caps melting, that's when the mayans said the earth was consumed by water(possibly the same time as noah's ark?). That's what the mayans meant by the world being destroyed, the loss of our memories. Guess what'll probably happen when everybody looses they're memories... some jackass will be playing with buttons at a missle silo and launch some ICBMs, that's the rapture. Have you seen pictures of hiroshima and nagasake where the buildings weren't destroyed? ...just shadows where people were standing...that=rapture... and what about "and the meek shall inherit the earth" well ICBMs are all pointed at huge cities not little jungle villages, and they are the meek, because they don't give in to all the excrement modern society has the just sit in the woods and scream when the see a car go down the road. Now I've heard there is a way to protect your memories, and that's by acheiving a high consiousness, like through merkabah meditation, etc....but that's my theory...guess the only way to know what happens in the future is to wait... now about the earth will be destroyed five times thing...well I guess either humanity will also be destroyed(eleminating the need for a prophecy)OR, "planet X"(I think its also refered to as marduk, or tiamat by several dead civilizations) will be destroyed, which will put an end to the pole shifts...

P.S. In the matrix reloaded zion was destroyed five times, and neo was the sixth "the one" aka Jesus?... the matrix is full of religous symbolism...and I'm not crazy, well just a little buahahahahaha

I'll probably end up destroying them one day...buahahaha, they shall feel the wrath of heaven!, that's a ninja's job...

Dude there's this potion-type deal that south american shamans use called ayahuasca ... I think that's how you spell it, it's supposed to drive negs crazy, they'll leave your body if you drink it and stuff. It's mostly boiled down lemon juice with mimosa root, but um it kinda makes you hallucinate, a lot.

Dudes wait a whole second...what was mirador talking about?....

Dudes check this out, I was reading about Tantra stuff, and it was all like if you picture your chakras lighting up and pulsing or whatever while you're having sex you have a majorly intense orgasm, like what chicks get and junk, so I was like "oh really"? and I went and wacked off while doing that, and I was all like HOLY excrement! and I like my whole body was convulsing and excrement! and I was like whoa!....ya I just wanted to tell somebody....

hey wait a whole minute, I remeber reading this thing about astral projection, where you were supposed to create your own little astral locale thing, but you weren't supposed to tell anyone about it or draw a picture or anything...It really stressed that part for some reason...somebody please explain....

ok fools!!! buahahahaha! here is the ultimate ki manipulation website, which includes a section on teleporting, just look down the side part of the thing, you'll know what i'm talking about when you see it, buahahahahhahaha!!! I HAVE SARS!
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(scrunch's face up like gary coleman)
"what you talkin bout Mirador?"

I know this guy with a book about witchcraft, and it says in there that you can create objects in the physical plane exactly as you create them in the astral plane only it takes a lot more energy...hope that helps...just visualize

Dude I read that every 60000 years or so there's a pole shift, that is the north and south pole free them selves and spin wildly about the planet realigning themselves. This process takes about three days during which everyone is plunged into the void between dimmensions due to electromagnetic feilds going crazy. All memory is contained within an electromagnetic sphere and all this abnormal activity can erase, will erase mankind's memories making us start all over. The only way to prevent this memory loss is to master mer-ka-ba meditation....ya it's a pretty crazy book, and the guy says 2012=pole shift....

hey sorry, I don't really know how to help, but um what exercise were you doing?

Guess what guys, you just got another artist if you want one, I have nothing to do seriously, e-mail= jacktheninja@yahoo.com