No, No. no one is mad at you. But Iv'e been keeping an eye out here and I think you are ready for the true secret of invisibity. I can trust you with this can I not? Think very carefully about the implications before attempting this operation. The greatest cosmic responsibility is required. Look within to make sure you are ready.
THIS IS SERIOUS BUISINESS.
Listen, you have been looking in all the wrong places for this secret.
Stay away from things that would sway your ethics into harming innocent animals.
The truth of this is fairly simple and straightforward. Use this with caution my friend. DO NOT sway one bit from these instructions.
Items required:
1. A child's blanket(preferebly new and with pink bears on it)
2. A full size mirror
3. A chalice filled with spring water
Steps
1. take the chalice and sprinkle lightly on your blankie. Know that with each drop of water the power of invisability on all planes in increasing.
2. Look into the mirror with you blanket in your hands and recite this sacred formula-----HUMINA-HUMINA-HUMINA-HUMINA
(note- this has to be vibrated with the utmost conviction and confidence)
3. droop the blanket over your head and spin around three times(not 2 and not 4-----3)
You are now invisible.
When you are through with your experiment and want to again resume normal life aprroach any human(although strangers work best)
suddenly lift the blanket and say
PEEK-A-BOO!
The operation is over
note the ease of this operation. I have simplified it for you my friend to be done as quickly as possible-as I know you want quick results. Use it wisely!
Abraxis
THIS IS SERIOUS BUISINESS.
Listen, you have been looking in all the wrong places for this secret.
Stay away from things that would sway your ethics into harming innocent animals.
The truth of this is fairly simple and straightforward. Use this with caution my friend. DO NOT sway one bit from these instructions.
Items required:
1. A child's blanket(preferebly new and with pink bears on it)
2. A full size mirror
3. A chalice filled with spring water
Steps
1. take the chalice and sprinkle lightly on your blankie. Know that with each drop of water the power of invisability on all planes in increasing.
2. Look into the mirror with you blanket in your hands and recite this sacred formula-----HUMINA-HUMINA-HUMINA-HUMINA
(note- this has to be vibrated with the utmost conviction and confidence)
3. droop the blanket over your head and spin around three times(not 2 and not 4-----3)
You are now invisible.
When you are through with your experiment and want to again resume normal life aprroach any human(although strangers work best)
suddenly lift the blanket and say
PEEK-A-BOO!
The operation is over
note the ease of this operation. I have simplified it for you my friend to be done as quickly as possible-as I know you want quick results. Use it wisely!
Abraxis