No, really.
I think maybe clothes came from two things:
First, decorations. Tribes took mud and made decorations, pierced, tattooed, all to make ourselves more decorative to others, then as a sign of status.
Second, I think after sitting in the mud a couple of times and standing up thinking "I have mud in uncomfortable spots..." someone put something down to sit on. Then that evolved to the idea that if you have something around your waist, then you could sit anywhere then you could stand up and not have to do something visually peculiar before wandering away.
Then, since we seem to like to decorate things, we began decorating the clothes, then that evolved to status.
Next thing you know, belly rings and hip huggers, ties that choke you at work when you really need that blood in your brain, and lest I forget, Renaissance clothes that make you look really smashing and decorative at your local renaissance faire
I think maybe clothes came from two things:
First, decorations. Tribes took mud and made decorations, pierced, tattooed, all to make ourselves more decorative to others, then as a sign of status.
Second, I think after sitting in the mud a couple of times and standing up thinking "I have mud in uncomfortable spots..." someone put something down to sit on. Then that evolved to the idea that if you have something around your waist, then you could sit anywhere then you could stand up and not have to do something visually peculiar before wandering away.
Then, since we seem to like to decorate things, we began decorating the clothes, then that evolved to status.
Next thing you know, belly rings and hip huggers, ties that choke you at work when you really need that blood in your brain, and lest I forget, Renaissance clothes that make you look really smashing and decorative at your local renaissance faire
