Got any nails?....That's great.
That was very funny James! [:D]
Very best,
lol, good job james! now all you have to do is fit in the priest [;)]
James: You owe me a new keyboard!
The barman IS the priest.
2cents & L&L
jouni
The author accepts no responsbility for any hardware damage that may result from the reading of this topic. [;)]
oops.. i think i got james confused with somebody else. a while ago, somebody had something like 'a duck and a priest walked into a bar..' as their signature, and i PMed about the rest of the joke and they said there wasnt one, but the first part sounded cool. lol.. well i don't guess that james. i want to say it was goingslow, but i really cant remember.
A Duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any Bread?
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any blasted bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any flarking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your blasted beak to the bar, you irritating bastard of a flimmin' bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
.....
[:)]