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Title: A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN...
Post by: neo on February 23, 2004, 16:00:37
The sad thing is that all of that is true[V]. Good post james btw[:D]
Title: A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN...
Post by: Squeek on February 23, 2004, 16:15:12
Bwahahahahaha, awesome joke.

But just what is this... "Australia" you speak of?  Is it a continent? Country? BOTH?!

[|)]

~Squeek
Title: A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN...
Post by: Logic on February 23, 2004, 16:48:31
He didn't mention Australia :p
Title: A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN...
Post by: Squeek on February 23, 2004, 18:05:49
I know he didn't mention Australia...  but since he's from there and I "faked knowing nothing about it", .... get it now?  Us CRAZY Americans are supposed to not know anything about the outside world... get it now?

I can't simplify it anymore than that.

It's still a funny joke, even without an Aussie reference (Sorry big J)

~Squeek
Title: A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN...
Post by: James S on February 23, 2004, 18:40:43
Nice one Squeek.[:D]
Bush knows who we are coz our PM spends lots of time sucking up to him [;)]

Australia probably wouldn't factor into it because food shortages aren't something we're really bothered about.

Now if it were a BEER shortage, that would be catastrophic!

[:)]
James.
Title: A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN...
Post by: mustard on February 23, 2004, 20:41:28
James S,[8)]
do you... well what exactly do you do as a computer engineer if you don't mind me asking?


Title: A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN...
Post by: James S on February 23, 2004, 22:04:14
Sure,

Used to be a field engineer doing on-site repairs to anything from high-end servers to little laser printers, and now I bolt together and configure/customise low to mid-range (up to 150 user) Unix servers and special purpose Windows web servers.

[:)]
James.
Title: A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN...
Post by: kakkarot on February 23, 2004, 22:24:17
lmao. that was great james XD

~kakkarot
Title: A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN...
Post by: mustard on February 24, 2004, 11:57:21
quote:
Originally posted by James S

Sure,

Used to be a field engineer doing on-site repairs to anything from high-end servers to little laser printers, and now I bolt together and configure/customise low to mid-range (up to 150 user) Unix servers and special purpose Windows web servers.

[:)]
James.


Do you find your job satisfying I mean is comfortable at work? I am sortha of a harware/software viz so am thinking either software game developer, animator or a harware expert,I can dedicate myself for each one of them, which one you think pays off in the long term?[:)]
Title: A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN...
Post by: James S on February 24, 2004, 13:55:57
Garbage truck operator!
They make more money and the job is far less stressfull![:)]

Really though, depends on where your interests lie.

Get a decent ammount of hardware knowledge behind you and you'll always be of value, but from what I've seen in recent times, I'd be going into animation if I could. Pick up work for someone connected to the movie industry. End up with someone like Pixar and you'll be set!

- James.
Title: A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN...
Post by: mustard on February 24, 2004, 14:19:38
[8)]I am skilful in art/drawing/sketching, they are and have been my hobbies since I can remember so I'll get involved in that area a little more[;)].
Thanks for your advice.[:)]
Title: A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN...
Post by: findtruth on February 24, 2004, 15:08:49
Great joke, one flaw though.
Since when did the UN get around to conducting surveys?
Sad part of the joke is... it's true[xx(]
Title: A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN...
Post by: James S on February 23, 2004, 15:10:53
Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was...

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because...

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.