AP advertisement.....funny : p

[Tisha]

sounds like some of the books I've seen!  Pay 30 bucks, project in 60 days! no muss no fuss!

[Tao]

60 days whoo hoo that`s much Tisha
I`ve seen 10 days program or "9 steps in 9 days" lol

Maybe it was more expansive :O
hehe..

[beavis]

Your helmet doesnt say you can come back from astral so I must assume it works by killing you.

[Tao]

Yeah beavis... didn`t you know the very best and easy method is an open window (at the 5th floor at least) hehe

So go ahead give it a try everyone and try to post me how it was lol - i hope this forum is available in Astral also

Mike...

[General-Army]

hmmmm, 300 dollars for a helmet or a trip out the 5th floor window.

[no_leaf_clover]

quote:Originally posted by General-Army

hmmmm, 300 dollars for a helmet or a trip out the 5th floor window.

I know some people who just might pay me that much for me to do that..  Of course there wouldn't be much use for the money afterwards.

[Squeek]

Does it come with a money-back guarantee?

~Squeek

[T_Kman0610]

quote:Originally posted by Squeek

Does it come with a money-back guarantee?

~Squeek

well if your dead as quoted (that you cant get back in your physical body even if you tried!) i dont think youll be going anywhere for money back. lol i guess if it didnt work you could get a refund.

[T_Kman0610]

this is kind of an ad i mad up for AP. i thought it was pretty funny lol!

AP inc.
"are you tired of the physical life?" well than we can fix that! with AP Alot, just strap on the helmet and relax your head!"this device is powered up to remove you from your physical plane, and the great thing is, that you cant get back in your physical body even if you tried! so this helmet is guarenteed to let you have the better life, the easy life, the life that gives you everything you ever wanted! no more air flights that get you worried of a plane crash, just use Teleportation! its so easy, that even your dog can do it! for only $300.00 you can get the easy life! and you wont have to worry about a thing. But you will have to deal with negs. and evil. but its alot better than that life on the physical plane! and dont worry about the helmet losing power, its solar operated! there is also a book on techniques you can do to fight off negs. and how to teleport! etc. and if you call now, We will give you two AP alot helmets for the price of one including another book for techs.! JUST DIAL THE NUMBER BELOW AND WE IMMEDIATELY HAVE SERVICE FOR YOU ON THE PHONE
1-800-AP-ALOT
we take check or money order/NO COD's   for money order send to PO BOX 149 somewhere in the desert area.


is it good? i just made it up, but i thought it was kind of neat!