Thanks fire! [:D] Joke-wise it got me thinking of an old bumpersticker that read: "military intelligence is a contradiction in terms".
A few more:
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Don't vote, it only encourages them.
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
[:D]
Nagual- that didn't sound as a joke- more like a statement.
Sadly I feel that it has alot of truth in it.
if con is the opposite of pro than is congress the opposite of progress
on some peanut packages you this writen on them
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