Giant Teddy Bear War of 2012! Oh no!

[Fat_Turkey]

I no exactly wat to do. Okay you all have to lern my teck okay? It goes lik this:

Step 1
Make a ki ball
Step 2
Focus Psi into it
Step 3
Focus Mana into it
Step 4
Shoot the ki/mana/psi ball a la ki blast (also known as kamehameha)
Step 5
as you shoot it use the light energy to enhance it to Holy power levels, this enhances it agenst eval people like the giant teddy bear of 2012!!

You should start practesing this teck as soon as you can becuz it is very important to save teh world and will help you go super saiyan.

Later
-FT

[no_leaf_clover]

no, that's the pansy way out. here's the real way to stop this:

gather up 1000 humans (preferrably people you don't like), and put them somewhere where you can kill them easily. then summon the great cthulhu as described by hp lovecraft, and sacrifice the humans to cthulhu! then the dark beasts will go into the future in doc's time machine (as seen on back to the future) and rip the evil teddy bear to shreds! then you will become immortal, because you sacrificed a bunch of people to cthulhu! then you must buy cthulhu a leash, or else he'll get unruly. put the leash on him and take him for daily walks. don't let the fact that he's over a mile tall get in your way, he's just a big, loveable pile of gelatinous substances from another galaxy, somewhere in a distant corner of the universe. be sure to take him to get his shots at the vet. if his cult of underwater sea people come after him, or if someone uses the necronomicon, just say 'cthulhu ftagn!' and they'll all buy you roses and chocolate.

pay attention to the minor details, they're critical, or else we'll all die!

man, it must be getting late. there were a lot of spelling errors in the first post of this.

[Jenadots]

This is exactly why everyone needs some teddy bears in the house.
They are your only defense.  Put one in your window.  I hear the big, bad Evil T-Bear will only attack those who do not have one.

Best to keep on in your car and a bear key chain in your pocket so you will be protected where ever you go.  And always, always sleep with one so your dreams are pleasant and it can accompany you on your astral travels.  []

[Fat_Turkey]

Weee!! Teddy bears for everyone!![]

And this reminds me

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[Squeek]

LOL  You got that from me

The only way to stop the teddy bear is to understand the teddy bear himself.  To understand what makes him work. What makes him tick.  How he functions.  What ceases his death.  

This could take years. Get started now!  Work on the stuffing first!

~Squeek

[no_leaf_clover]

i thought id let you guys know - i just developed a type of laser gun that implodes cotton on impact! unfortunately, i soon woke up.. but, that just means i'll have to make it over again.. in the physical or something.. can i get any help on this?

[Risu no Kairu]

I'd help, but I'm not allowed to play with wires.

And, yeah, Squeek, I did.  []

[no_leaf_clover]

not allowed to play with wires? hmm.. maybe we can somehow morph a water gun into an anti-cotton device.. any ideas?

[Squeek]

*Quote*  Let's just spray it with water already. - Apu.

 Aces.

~Squeek

[James S]

Such a terrible beast could be destroyed by sending in some specially trained commeandoes with big pairs of sharp pointy scissors. They scale the bears legs, unpick its stitches and let all its stuffing out!

James.

[Squeek]

Good ploy.

vEry good ploy indeed.  Let's set that into motion. I'll need two teams to head in through the two poles of the earth towards to center to stop him before he gets to the surface.  Dispatch now!

~Squeek

[Risu no Kairu]

I hear that in the year 2012, a Giant Teddy Bear will rise from the Center of the Earth and begin to destroy us all with his Laser Eye Vision!

What can we do to prepare for this horrible event?

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