ZERO! SHAZAM!

[kromeknight]

LOL "go Girl"



I'd kiss your boots but I think Ronaldo got it covered...hmmm okayy foot fetish !! hay  his Frank to beat him off with a stick []

[Rob]

LOL! You loon......congrats!

[Squeek]

Finally.......

I mean...Good Job Tisha!!!

:p

~Squeek

[Tisha]

HAH!  All you silver-toned stars, green stars, purple stars, thou shalt bow to me and call me Queen, I only answer to the Red Stars now . . . . buahahahahahah

(seriously I'm just taking up space on the board, trying to lighten things up)

[Nay]

You would have to loose some of the cleavage to "lighten" things up....hehehe..ok..sorry I just couldn't resist..bad Nay..bad Nay.!

Nay. []

[Tisha]

To THAT, I must reply with some Elvira wisdom:

(from http://www.elvira.com)

Naturally, when you're as beautiful and glamorous as me, people are just dying to get your recipe for success...but there's no need to go to such an extreme.
With a little thought and a few bucks even you can look almost as good as me.
 
Rule #1: Black clothing is very important. Not only will you look totally hip and cool, but you can wear the same outfit for months and the dirt and stains will never show.

Rule #2: Black is always the best color for evening, because no one will be able to see you on dark streets, so you can walk home alone from that special party without fear of being mugged.*

Rule #3: Remember that a little rubber and a few metal studs will add a sophisticated touch to all your lingerie.

Rule #4: Cleavage is two of the most important things a girl can own. If you don't happen to have my attributes, you certainly have my condolences. But don't give up! You can make your own cleavage by using a pair of your brother's old gym socks (see "Patti's Pointers" in photo at right) to push up what you've got.
Or, if there's nothing there to push up, try doing 50,000 bust exercises every morning or just draw on some cleavage using a magic marker, Be creative.

IMPORTANT FASHION NEWS: Hats are OUT - Big hair is IN!

Rule #5: Be thrifty. As my friend "Leatherface" once said, dressing well need not cost you an arm and a leg. I do all my shopping at K-Mart. I mean, where else can you stop off on your way out for the evening and pick up a polyester leisure suit, garter belt and a rubber hose all under one roof?

Rule #6: Dress to kill, not just to maim. Clothing is very important. Think about it, without clothing you'd be walking around naked.

Now get out there darling, and knock 'em dead!
Why be a fashion victim when you can commit fashion homicide?

*Of course, black isn't the only color that's appropriate to wear.
Blue goes well as a coordinating color, but stay away from people who are into S&M.

[Frank]

quote:Originally posted by Tisha

HAH!  All you silver-toned stars, green stars, purple stars, thou shalt bow to me and call me Queen, I only answer to the Red Stars now . . . . buahahahahahah

That's ever so funny.

Yours,
Frank

PS
You say Elvira mentioned about how cleavage is one of two of the most important things a "girl" can own. Was mention of the first but not of the second... or did I miss it?

[Nay]

Too funny Tisha!

And Frank...I think those are the TWO things...lol..

Nay. []

[Tisha]

[^]   Now all may kiss my pointy black boots, I am A GOLD-STARRED-ONE!

Muahahahahahahaha . . .