20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

[Lighthouse]

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask --  "Do You Want Fries with That?"

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It  "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip, Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet water (with a serious face) whenever you go out to eat

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Send This email To Someone To Make Them Smile!

IT'S CALLED THERAPY
Happy Insanity

[Nay]

HAHAHAHA!!!  these sound mighty familar!  Did you do that on purpose or is this serendipity?  I posted some similar quotes quite awhile ago and when I wrote about, "according to prophecy"..these quotes are the first thing that came to my mind....get out of my mind! LOL!

Nay

[Lighthouse]

OOps!!  Nope, didn't see it.  Sorry, I think you started it with that observation of my picture! :kermit:

[NickJW]

lol that reminds me of a few days ago, a couple friends and I went to a restaurant and when they asked him for what to drink he said "one of your finest cans of diet coke please" and when they gave it to him he said "ah 1845, twas a good year." It was funny cause of the accent he used and how retarded the people thought he was.