How to.....(READ this!!)

[Jenia_San]

what do you mean posses her [}:)]
I hereby make a new physical law:
there is NO such thing as possesion!
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[Kazbadan]

Hmm....this is running away from my original post: how to make you thread becoming more popular? It´s easy, just read everything again, in the begining of this thread. It will be the oposite of the thread called "This will solve our forum problems"[] (dont know who started it). The rules that i create are the oposite of the good educational rules in any forum[].

So, here are some of my rules:
How to make people read your posts (after me i want you people to continue with more ideas):

1- Create atractive titles like "How to.....(READ this!!)"

2- Put a nice message icon, like, side by side with the title.

3- Be a poster with many stars. Some people believe that there is a conection between stars and power of argumentation.

4- Do not comite mistakes when wrything a post.

5- Use smiles (but with moderation)

6- Give space between major ideas and dont write everything very "compacted".

7- Give some beauty to your text by putting some words bolded or in italic. Some people likes to underline.

8- Have a nice and original nickname. For example, i know a guy named Kazbadan (me). That nickname it is unique in all world, unless someone more steal that to that great guy (me).

9- If possible use a beautiful and original Avatar (avoid alien faces or some kind of lightning bolt with red colors[original avatar of this stupid guy called Kazbadan]).

10- I hate people that will not finish a sentence, like for

There are more 2 (read the begining of the thread).


Now, give more ideas, instead of saying bad things about how to kill me[]

[Reality]

11 - Start conversations about how to kill eachother, look at this post, it's almost hitting the 100 ya!

[Kazbadan]

Correction: that should be rule number 13 becuase in page one there are already rules number 11 and 12.

Ya, starting conversations about killing and making bad things to each other it´s a way to "invite" more people to discussion:
"Oh no, you are being very violent!"  or

"Yes, give it a punch Kaz.....wow! nice upper kick!"  or

"I would kill her with a hammer instead of a knife because it wil not make so much blood"  or

"Are you crazy?! YOU GUYS ARE COMPLETLY INSANE?! Why so much violence?"   or

"This is Adrian, if you dont stop the madness i must vanish from the forum both of you! I do not tolerate such acts of violence"   or

"Does she really dead?"

As you can see, violence can create many reactions (the ones above or invented by me....in the case of you dont get it...).


So, nice rule Reality. I am waiting for more.


btw, do you think that a .38mm is it good to kill runlola? Should i buy a uzi instead or a Desert Eagle (i know this stuff from pc games....)?

[Reality]

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I bet the existance of rule number 13 that Kazbadans post, after the creation of rule number 13, will manage to put at least a slight smile on the face that jenia-san claims to have.(for all I know it might be a spirit controlling some humans body now and then)

Nr.14, the evolution of Nr.13: substanzinize your topic with any kind of conversation that sparks the interest of the mass (such as how to kill, claims to do anything (super) natural... and anything else you can think off)

I'm going to click on the button 'post new reply' now.

[daem0n]

counter-strike counter-strike, anyone nah stopped playing []
rule14: write best way to - better than how to
rule15:start with something controversial, yet don't give off too much like : do angles die ?? (plan to post it, but not in near time [])

[Kazbadan]

Reality and daemon, you both have some nice rules![]

About that controversial stuff that both of you speak about, we could add some "bad topics" , even if you dont agree, just to have people discussing it:

-"Why womens are weaker than man" []

-"Sexual Atraction: how to improve it"

-"I hate Christians"

-"Childs and Babys: the Real Monsters of Humanity"

-"Adrian & Moderators: you are "%"#%&!!! HATE YOU!!"[] this one will atract moderators to your discussion and since they have some kind of "status" forsome people, you will have many people defending them or attacking them (and for shure you will have many posts in your thread![])
etc

these are some nice topics to make people firing at you, but at least you will have a big thread...and that´s what matter![]

[Kazbadan]

Rule Number 15: Create ways to make people participate in your forum. Generally, things that make people talk about themselves it´s good (like, "what is your favourite movie?"). Another way it´s to make people continue your posts. For example: invite them to help you creating rules about "how to make people read and reply to your posts"![]. They will start creating rules in no time: "Oh, i know, look at this one: Rule number 69: blablablabla", etc.

[Reality]

quote:Originally posted by Kazbadan

For example: invite them to help you creating rules about "how to make people read and reply to your posts"![]. They will start creating rules in no time: "Oh, i know, look at this one: Rule number 69: blablablabla", etc.

Allright that's it, I'm very angry now. Your summary of how to kill people sure comes in handy now. I think my 'Desert Eagle' has mistaken Kazbadan for a shootinground, oops what's that bleeding body doing in front of me?!

[Reality]

Something just triggered me into posting.[]

New Rule: Make comments that secretly refer to other people

It seems that alot of people come back from the death these days, I wonder, do the dragonballs exsist on earth after all?

[Kazbadan]

LOL! We are getting even much bad to each other here in the forum[]. If we wait a few days more there will be no members because they will be already dead because of their fight![]

[Kazbadan]

I dont need to post this but i am egoistic, so i want the 100 post only for me...

[daem0n]

grrr...
kazbadan, make sure you have your ressurection (dragon ball/whatever) at hand, you'll need it
and 101 dalmatians for me, thank you []

[Reality]

99, and 100....

'Revenge'...

just wait[]

[Kazbadan]

First it was Runlola, now Daemon and Reality....you all want to kill me no?!

Ok, Reality, you can have the 111 post (it´s a nice one too) and Daemon could pick up the...113! It´s a good one.

btw, i want more rules []

[Jenia_San]

New rule:put freaky internet language in title (such as "OMG OMG OMG WTF!?!!")
New rule:kill kaz,this will make him come back to life and post angrily in thine topic [}:)]

also,about which weapon to use,these guns are pathetic...
try using FN-FAL with NATO .76 bullets
if the target is wearing TONS upon TONS of bullet-proof armor,then using what I suggested will result in
3 shots=one kill

also,about killing you,well,some people just enjoy senseless violence...[]
some people are EVIL TOO!!!
EVIL EVIL EVIL *coughrunnakedcough* !

[Kazbadan]

I knew it! THis is getting worst! Jenia VS Runlola VS Kazbadan....whos the next one joining the battle?!

About weapons, i think that a good bazooca can make miracles...


New Rule: wanna atract people: post sex pictures ....and prepare to run from Adrian and Moderators because they will not like that (you know...they have a weak libido[]).

[daem0n]

i'll be the passive watcher, unstopable like water ...
and have a good laught too []
ever tried to kill water with bazooka [], or katana and miniguns [], if you evaporate me i will still be

[Jenia_San]

Runlola why me [xx(]
I never wanted to fight you!
but if you want...fine [V]
I had a bus blow up right under my nose today anyways...

also
daem0n,I will split you into oxygen and hydrogen,then i'll split the protons of the oxygen to make it into hydrogen,and then take up all that hydrogen and BURN MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURN!
but I'm too nice so I won't []

right now I'm in millitiary uniform,all tired,soaked in sweat,after the bus incident,and I came to rest in front o' my PC,and look what I find!
someone wants to kill me for a reason I myself don't know of!
great,just great! [}:)]

P.S.I AM SERIUS ABOUT THE BUS THING!

[daem0n]

i was talking about elemental water, not mere aspect of it.. [8D]
as for bus thing, i heard that some time ago pensioners were offered the job of bus driver (it's the most dangerous out there isn't it), in israel of course...
hope there were no ... parts... around, it must have been traumatic

[Kazbadan]

quote:Originally posted by runlola




instead I will hunt Kaz [!]

What do you mean by that?! Do you mean that you wanna "hunt" me because you have a sexual desire for my person? So, in that case "hunt" means that you wish me as a sexual object.

Runlola, i know that i am an Apolo like deity but you dont need to act like a ninfomaniac!

[][][](now she is gonna really kill me!)

[Jenia_San]

quote:Originally posted by daem0n

i was talking about elemental water, not mere aspect of it.. [8D]
as for bus thing, i heard that some time ago pensioners were offered the job of bus driver (it's the most dangerous out there isn't it), in israel of course...
hope there were no ... parts... around, it must have been traumatic

no prisoners,just suicide bombers [xx(]
and no real trauma...I like watching things blow up,good thing I didn't saw any bodies. 12 people died,you know (or so the news report says)! I got evacuated before that.

quote:guess what I am going to chop off first? hmmmmm...[}:)]

you wanna chop off his THINGY!?!!
normally I would say "GO GO GO!!!"
but all I will do is worry unless you promise you will do it blindfolded [V]
also,thank you for letting me go [] now I can cheer the Anti-Kaz crusade again []

[daem0n]

Kaz, before you know it, you will be bus driver in israel, and lola will be suicide bomber two things at once heheheh

[Jenia_San]

quote:Originally posted by daem0n

Kaz, before you know it, you will be bus driver in israel, and lola will be suicide bomber two things at once heheheh

hope lines 3 and 22 are left out of it...

[Kazbadan]

I am afraid thats impossible, Runlola will never kill me. Yesterday she sent me an email speaking about the love that she feel about me, etc,etc.

She even sent me some unusual and very daring presents to my home (handcuffs, whips,etc....)! She is really crazy for me, so i think that she will never kill me...

Btw Runlola, i´ve been using some of your presents with other girlfriends, hope you dont mind.[]

(i am bad ehehehehe[])