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Astral Chat => Welcome to Astral Chat! => Topic started by: Stookie_ on December 21, 2012, 12:02:16

Title: I've ascended
Post by: Stookie_ on December 21, 2012, 12:02:16
2012 hit me in the head with an iron skillet, and I've ascended. It's great up here, but a lot of back-breaking work. These mayans ain't no joke... work, work, work... hurry, we have to get these pyramids built ASAP...

Hang-on... my foreman, Mr Quetzacoat-a-something just informed us we're working on a new calendar... geez...  :roll:

I will send a post card on my first break, which I've been informed is in 126 baktun, however long that is.
Title: Re: I've ascended
Post by: AstralCody on December 21, 2012, 12:09:30
 :lol: You better get overtime up there, and at least an hour for lunch.
Title: Re: I've ascended
Post by: desert-rat on December 21, 2012, 13:07:12
The days of making a cal. on stone went out with the "stone " age .  They print calendars an paper now .  They also are on the internet and smart phones , ect.  desert rat 
Title: Re: I've ascended
Post by: andrew banjo on January 07, 2013, 07:32:16
What makes you think you have ascended?
Title: Re: I've ascended
Post by: dreamingod on January 07, 2013, 07:58:34
Quote from: Stookie_ on December 21, 2012, 12:02:16
These mayans ain't no joke... work, work, work... hurry, we have to get these pyramids built ASAP...


(http://javamilk.com/img/the-lost-symbol-dollar-bill.jpg)


If that is ascension, then I (eye) prefer here and now  :wink:

Title: Re: I've ascended
Post by: Stookie_ on January 07, 2013, 11:24:02
It turned out I was just abducted by a mayan-inspired cult who took me into the jungle to build stuff. And that's how I spent my holidays. :D
Title: Re: I've ascended
Post by: AJDIN on January 08, 2013, 01:31:55
Stookie sounds like a good holiday!! hahaha
Title: Re: I've ascended
Post by: Xanth on January 08, 2013, 17:35:53
I'm a super saiyan 4 now... happened just the other day.   :D
True story.   Hehe