(Joke) - How many forum members does it take...

[Kyo Kusanagi]

... to change a lightbulb?


(I found this joke posted on ChemicalForums.com)  :


Ans : WAY TOO MANY.


1 to change the light bulb  

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed  

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently  

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs  

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs  

53 to flame the spell checkers  

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"  

.. another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive  

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"  

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct  

156 to email the participants' ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"  

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum  

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped  

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum  

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty  

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs  

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's  

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group  

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"  

6 that flame them for not using the Search feature  

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy  

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"  

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ  

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"  

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"  

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"  

16 posts of two forum members that are exclusively talking to each other only about lightbulbs and what they did that weekend  

24 posts of telling them to take it to PM's  

1 moderator that comes in and says something about doing it wrong and that everyone who disagrees gets a warning  

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

[cainam_nazier]

That's funny.  Mostly because it happens almost just like that all the time.  I have seen it here too.

[Selski]

Very funny - I enjoyed that.  

Sarah

[Kodemaster]

LOL

[jilola]

The

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

reminded me that you forgot:

1 Forum admin going WTF? and booting the lot.

That said, hilarious OP. the only difference between it and reality is give or take a few posters here and there among the many categories. I've even seen the WTF! Eedjits-be-gone reaction.

2cents & L&L
Jouni