IT chuckles

[cainam_nazier]

That's funny, a talking frog.

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Okay try this.

  So there is a Mechanical Engineer, a Electrical Engineer, and a Software Engineer driving in a car.  The car begins to knock and stutter like mad, so they pull off to the side of the road.
  The Mechanical Engineer pipes up and says, "It's probably low on oil or gas, we should check all the fluids."
  The Eletrical Engineer says, "No we should check the plugs, battery , and altinator, it's gotta be one of those."
  The Software Engineer then replies with, "No, if we close all the windows, turn it off, wait 10-15 secs., and then turn it back on the problem should correct itself." []

[Frank]

Two IT blokes met in the park. One says to the other, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second IT bloke replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on it, she threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second IT bloke nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fitted."

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An IT bloke was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The IT bloke took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the IT bloke took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The IT bloke said, "Look I work in IT. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool."


Nope, I'm not in IT.

Yours,
Frank